vanessa-the-intern
Intern Vanessa!
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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! Vanessa here, lending an unpaid helping hand to make sure that things run oh so smoothly in our humble radio station. Good afternoon, Desert Bluffs! [This is an independent RP blog for Welcome to Night Vale. RPer tracks tags 'vanessatheintern' and 'vanessa the intern'] Magic Anon: Sees everyone as decaying and mutilated bodies until 8/16
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vanessa-the-intern · 11 years ago
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Good afternoon readers! Kevin here, bringing some good cheer and happiness to your day. But first I need to make an apology. All of us here at D.B.C.R. have been exceptionally busy recently, which is wonderful as we are super productive, however, it does mean I have not been able to post much. But...
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Night Vale speaks the truth. ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD.
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vanessa-the-intern · 11 years ago
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"Why on earth would someone deface property this way?"
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Saw this on the lock up Facebook and all I can think is desert bluffs
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vanessa-the-intern · 11 years ago
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it’s raining men! they are falling at 200 miles per hour. there is blood everywhere. we must save the children
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vanessa-the-intern · 11 years ago
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OKAY YOU CANT TELL ME STREX’S SLOGAN WASN’T FORESHADOWING SOMETHING
so i am totally happy for cecil’s brief talk about carlos BUT OH MY GOD I AM PISSING WITH EXCITEMENT FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF NIGHT VALE NOW. I MEAN COME ON! kevin might be coming back and i dont give a rat’s ass what people say I WILL CRY TEARS OF JOY IF HE DOES. dont get me wrong, im so concerned for night vale and cecil, especially when its clear he DOESNT like the idea of strex corp now owning NVCR and im pretty sure he recognizes their evil as well, but AAAAAAAH. 
i wanna know how/if Strex Corp. manipulates NVCR. 
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vanessa-the-intern · 11 years ago
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If I get 10 "voice"s, I (the mun) will record myself voice acting the character I roleplay.
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vanessa-the-intern · 11 years ago
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Break my Character (Try to upset them, make them cry)
Give them some bad news and see how they react
Fuck,Marry, Cuddle, Kill (give me four names)
Tell them how you really feel about them
Anons of any kind (Magic, Creepy, rp, etc)
Obey Commands (Put obey in front of a command and character has to do it)
Mun vs Muse Discussions
Truth or Dare
Love letters
Plot/rp requests
Just a reminder that my askbox exists:
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StrexCorp®. The world is what we make of it.
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vanessa-the-intern · 11 years ago
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"No matter what you do, people will love you! It's illegal not to, you know."
on one hand: i wanna get wasted
on the other: I don’t want to disappoint everybody I love and care about and who loves and cares about me.
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vanessa-the-intern · 11 years ago
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Believe in a Smiling God~
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I cant stop drawing him
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vanessa-the-intern · 11 years ago
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((This song is so fitting for Desert Bluffs/StrexCorp when StrexCorp came to Desert Bluffs.))
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vanessa-the-intern · 11 years ago
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Have you ever said a thing inside your brain, and then sent it to your hand to move a pencil to write it into symbols onto a paper, which used to be a tree, and then used your eyes to translate those symbols back into the thing you just said inches away in your brain, and then re-said it with your mouth into an ear? Whose ear was it?
StrexCorp (via nationofsluts)
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vanessa-the-intern · 11 years ago
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((You're not too anything for Cecil. Cecil is a disembodied voice with no physical characteristics. The fandom's united imagined representation of Cecil is just that, an IMAGINED REPRESENTATION. Go nuts, love <3))
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guess I can’t cosplay Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale. I’m too Asian for him
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vanessa-the-intern · 11 years ago
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"I resent that! Kevin is the sweetest person you'll ever meet. And if you don't think that, you're.....well you're-you're out of your mind!" 
The woman recoils in shock.
"I...I'm sorry, I shouldn'tve used such language. I apologize."
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No. Never.
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vanessa-the-intern · 11 years ago
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((sorry I kinda dropped off the face of the planet))
((It'd because Mun is in Japan, if anyone cares.))
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vanessa-the-intern · 11 years ago
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Khoshekh’s eyes look like they have bilaterally detached retinas, but he can still see fine. [image of a cat displaying the above mentioned features. It’s not bloody or gore-y just really weird looking. Like milky galaxies.]
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vanessa-the-intern · 11 years ago
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The government shouldn’t be afraid of the people. The people should be afraid of their government.
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