vanessa-santoro
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Vanessa Santoro. Narcoblix and ex-affiliate of the Sphinx. Feel free to ask questions, unless your questions are stupid. FC: Megan Fox. Starters Roleplays OOC Rules and Referances Prompts Answered Asks
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vanessa-santoro · 11 years ago
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Fifteen Fluffy One-Liners
1. "Will you cuddle with me?"
2. "Can we hold hands?"
3. "You're really soft."
4. "You smell nice."
5. "I like you. A lot."
5. "Can I play with your hair?"
6. "Stop making me get lost in your eyes."
7. "I'll share the blankets with you."
8. "I'm here for my daily hugs and kisses."
9. "You're cute."
10. "I wanna be your cuddle buddy."
11. "Let's spend the day in bed."
12. "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."
13. "Let me love you!"
14. "I'm cold. Come closer."
15. "You can put your cold feet on me."
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vanessa-santoro · 11 years ago
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All the starter sentences I could find, alphabetized.
"Are you crazy?”
"Are you even listening to me?"
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
"Are you sure they won’t find out?”
"Are you sure this is legal?”
"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
"Are you threatening me?"
"Be mine."
"Do I know you?"
"Do you love me?"
"Do you remember this?"
"Do you trust me?"
"Don’t go."
"Don’t let me die"
"Don’t look at me like that."
"Don’t make me beg.”
"Don’t you dare come near me!"
"Don’t you dare."
"Explain yourself."
"For you, I would _____"
"Give it back."
"Give me another chance."
"Have you ever even done this before?"
"How drunk are you right now?"
"I already regret this."
"I am not wearing that.”
"I can’t believe you missed that."
"I can’t do this anymore."
"I can’t even look at you."
"I could kill you!"
"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
"I didn’t do it.""
"I didn’t know you could do that."
"I don’t want to look at you right now.”
"I guess this is goodbye.”
"I hate you."
"I have to go."
"I just want to cuddle."
"I know your secret.”
"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”
"I love you."
"I miss you so very much."
"I missed you."
"I need a drink."
"I need a hug."
"I never really loved you."
"I owe you."
"I think I broke it."
"I think I’m falling in love with you. "
"I think I’m forgetting something."
"I think it’s broken.”
"I trust you."
"I want to be yours."
"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”
"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”
"I’m bad for you.”
"I’m dying."
"I’m going to be sick."
"I’m not speaking to you anymore."
"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
"I’ve never heard that one before."
"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”
"Is that my shirt?"
"It was me"
"It’s so beautiful.”
"It’s time to choose.”
"Just five more minutes."
"Just go."
"Just leave me alone."
"Just let me die."
"Just relax."
"Just what did we do last night?"
"Kiss me you idiot."
"Kiss me."
"Make me."
"Marry me?"
"My Parents don’t know"
"My parents know.""
"Never again."
"Nh, don’t be so rough!"
"No, that can’t be my baby."
"No! You can’t die on me now!"
"Put it away.”
"Put your trousers on!"
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
"Shut up and listen."
"Take responsibility."
"That isn’t mine."
"That looked easier on TV."
"That sounds painful."
"That was a bad plan."
"That’s mine!”
"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."
"They’re coming.”
"This seems familiar."
"This stays between us."
"Truth hurts, don’t it?"
"Want to hear a secret?"
"We need to talk."
"We’re moving too fast.”
"Well that was unexpected."
"What are we doing here?"
"What are you afraid of?"
"What are you touching?"
"What are you?"
"What do you need?"
"What happened to you?"
"What have I done this time?"
"What if someone catches us?”
"What sort of noise was that?”
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
"What were you thinking?"
"Where are my clothes?"
"Where did you find this?"
"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”
"Where were you?"
"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”
"Why are you wearing that?"
"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
"You could have died!”
"You could have killed someone!"
"You coward."
"You don’t need to be so gentle.”
"You drive me crazy!"
"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”
"You lied to me!"
"You mean everything to me."
"You owe me."
"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
"You’re all out of ____."
"You’re an idiot.”
"You’re bad for me.”
"You’re dead to me."
"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"
"You’re really good at this…”
"You’re so weird.""
"You’re under arrest."
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vanessa-santoro · 11 years ago
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Sad Drabble Prompts- For Maximum Feels
Call: My character gets a call that your character is dead.
Goodbye: My character has to say a painful goodbye to your character.
Headstone: My character visits your character's grave.
Obituary: My character gives the obituary at your character's funeral.
Comfort: My character comforting your character in a time of need.
Reminisce: My character thinking back to a time when things were happen.
War: My character has to cope with the idea of your character going into battle.
Watch: My character will watch your character die.
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vanessa-santoro · 11 years ago
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Send to My Muse!
Are you mocking me?
Are you serious right now?
I just want to be alone.
Can you please stop that?
You are riding my last nerve.
I really don't like you.
Are you always this annoying?
Oh my god, just quit.
Shut up!
No one cares.
You've already told me--50 times.
Leave me alone.
I don't find that funny.
Why are you so rude?
You are the most ridiculous person I know.
No one wants you here.
You're not cool.
I don't want to be seen with you.
Stop following me.
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vanessa-santoro · 11 years ago
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Rules/Guidelines For Vanessa Santoro Roleplaying
Ships
While the cannon shipping is Vanessa/Warren, I will do headcannon ships and self-insertion ships (If you're nice about it) as well as the cannon ship.
Topics, Themes, and Genres
I am open to all topics, genres, and themes! (Adult themes such as violence and smut as well. Kinks for smut are welcome.) All plots are fine too, as long as you check with me first. (AUs, genderbending, M!As, and headcannon plots welcome as well!)
Roleplay
 Just tag me in a starter or send me a message to get started! I tag all my starters, prompts, and current ongoing roleplays if you want to start by sending me a starter or something from my prompts, or add onto one of my starters. Please do ot intterupt ongoing roleplays with others unless you have asked first or it is specifically a multi-character roleplay.
If you are going to tag me in a starter/something else, please use the tag vanessasantoro (my username without the dash) as that is the tag I track and have linked.
Godmodding
You can have my charcater say or do little things if it helps to keep the story flowing. Otherwise, I play as Vanessa, you play your character, and any extra characters add can be written by both of us when needed.
  If the story in a direction you do not want, let me know. If you do the same, I will let you know. This is a hate free zone, any hate will be blocked and ignored. Thank you, and have fun!!
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