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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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It's over

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no more gravy no more basting it is freedom we are tasting

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oh so when the final boss‘s phase transitions, gamers love it, but when I, a trans woman,

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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it

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are all animals dangerous?

every animal has the potential to be dangerous under certain circumstances. for instance, a dog could bite you, a moth could distract a UPS driver into plowing through your living room window, you could inhale and choke on an earthworm.

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With the power of adhd you can do two halves of different chores and then sit down again instead of finishing either 👍

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incredible work

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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Why did Game Freak remove this feature?

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she touch my yippee till i yay

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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Since when does Variety publish rpf