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going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.

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genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

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this is literally the same picture

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i have the kind of melancholy that attracts me to large bodies of water.

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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

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My dad works on a huge property for a man with a rescued baby deer who just lost his spots & really likes scratches.

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“but since i stan dad i’m alive and well” being said, nay rapped, by the most unalive and unwell person in the room is still one of the funniest moments in prestige television history i think

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by Caitlin

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Josef Mandl (Czech, 1874–1933) and Jaroslav Panuška (Czech, 1872–1958)

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some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

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Flowers by Irving Penn

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Being terribly insecure and soft-spoken yet strongly opinionated is a horrible combination.

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A proper salad consists of three divine components:

ingredience (vegitable of all kin)

indulgence (dressing, oil, salt, croutons, cheese, etc)

violence (chopp and shred that shit asunder)