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THERE ARE MORE IMAGES OF THE TWO OF THEM???

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all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves

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call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

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This moment from What Dan and Phil Text Each Other 2 would get Dan banned from r/danandphil for implying that Dan and Phil might have sex with each other.

(submitted by @wdapteo)

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god could you imagine breaking up with someone after making that biology tweet i would cringe so hardd

the real reason dan and phil are still together is they were too embarrassing about each other online at the beginning and breaking up after all of that would be humiliating

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as Dan from Dan and Phil I find this account to be hilarious and correct in every opinion it expresses. Phan is real, death to Reddit.

woah bazinga

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you’re laughing. dan and phil have an exclusive phan dragon in the mobile game dragon city that’s primary emotion is happiness and whose attack move is the twister of love and it’s designed to have their hair and dan’s earring and clothes the same pattern as their old bedsheets and you’re laughing.

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Just broke a Minor Bone in my Foot while kicking a tree... Heh. Didn't even cry... guess you could say Duel Training is paying off.

Scared yet?

Every day I eat a whole raw onion one bite at a time I love the crunch live for the crunch I've never shed one single tear no matter how spicy it makes my eyeballs feel are YOU sacred yet???????

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You haven’t posted today and I’m just sad. Do you have a life or something now

Absolutely not I went to the grocery store dressed as an insane goth fisherman to inspect bread packaging. For my next internet video content.

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i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this

me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” him: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”

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lou reed of the velvet underground, 1974.

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(guy who is so fatigued) i need to Draw

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