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phannies in line for the m&g

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The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

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Aquarium date

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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

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phil lester child bearing hips

hii dan it’s nice to see you in my inbox again

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for pre show I told them to assign themselves as mystery inc and they said phil was velma and dan was daphne lmao

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So dan joined twitter around may 2009 and the same day he created his account he replied to three tweets by phil and it got me thinking.. did dan make a twitter account simply to interact with phil and get his attention?😓😫😫😫

he’s a philboy to his core

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“We have a song stuck in our head” we us is getting really bad

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phil started wearing a bunch of meme-y cute-sy raccoon t-shirts after dan mentioning raccoon is his new favorite animal in that one texting video. also, why did dan get to decide what and what not to keep when phil declutter his wardrobe? why are they like this?

ik i said this to another anon but it is so insane to me that people think they’re platonic. do people think it’s normal for platonic bro buddies to have a say in what the other wears. “yeah bro i don’t think that shirt flatters you bro but the other shirt complements you so well and brings out the three colors in your eyes bro so you should keep it bro”

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pt. 2 of dan and phil/ bert and ernie paralles

huge thanks to @justify-my-reasons and @fatherphaniel for helping me with the screenshots 💜

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so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

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Best RPF Ship - Round 4 Match 1

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Best RPF Ship - Round 4 Match 7

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Best RPF Ship - Round 3 Match 6

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I know people followed me for Dan and Phil but I have to post this

I FINALLY GOT VENUS MCFLYTRAP LOOK AT HER

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Why I Love Phil Lester

Interviewer: Skinny or fat girls?

Phil: Don’t ask me that! That’s horrible!

Interviewer: But it’s a simple question!

Phil: No, it’s a judgemental one.

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The NEW Normal!

Stayed up until 9 am finishing this one boys

I gave ww a copy, and he signed one of mine!! He said it looked awesome :3