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I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme

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you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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daily affirmations:

1) I am not a flop.

2) I am not chopped.

3) I exist. In thousands of agonies — I exist. I’m tormented on the rack — but I exist! Though I sit alone in a pillar — I exist! I see the sun, and if I don’t see the sun, I know it’s there. And there’s a whole life in that, in knowing that the sun is there.

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This too shall pass but like holy fuck

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fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text

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Fixed it.

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They just hating on us for winning now there were never gender advantages/disadvantages in board games tf 😭😭😭

It was never about "fairness." They're punishing trans teenagers for existing. Most chess tournaments aren't even gendered.

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Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

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the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

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Everything is $49 these days. I simply can’t fathom how anytime I want or need anything it’s always just $49. I’m sick of how every company wants $49 from me. My chest hurts.

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found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.

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cowboys and knights same deal. ride horse protect loved ones be sexy. i should be able to be both NOW

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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

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If Toby Fox had never made that one fateful videogame we would all be living life sans undertale