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People who live in big cities will say stuff like Well if youre bored why dont you take the public transportation to your local artisanal cheesemonger
#tbh this has been me lately#i think 'try your local thrift store' but i remember before i say it.#once you get used to having so many opportunities and vibrant things so accessible#you start to forget that its possible to not have spatial access#What Do You Mean Your Town Is Only Houses And Weed Dispensaries
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0 days since Charlie Slimecicle made an mpreg joke
Source: Every time I Survive this Horror Game AI, It Gets Smarter, 5:54:00
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bc wtf do you mean i had to read the book to find out when benitez announces his papal name lomeli/lawrence sinks to his knees. HIS KNEES
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They’re inventing a new breed of dog called everything will be ok
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the whimsical boy genius has been hanging out by the monolith outside town too much and now all his charming inventions are made out of jagged black iron and animal carcasses
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(sees a post about goldfish keeping) I miss having fish (sees a fish post) I miss having fish (sees a fosh post) i mi
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I thought the visuals to the conclave movie were so striking but then you see the real thing and it all makes sense
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My manager was like. "I found the best video on YouTube" and I said "oh?" And he said it's called "one hour of silence periodically interrupted by the sound of a metal pole clanking" and proceeded to play it
Every time the pole clanks he spooks like a wild horse and keeps getting more and more frustrated
We are about 20 minutes in and he's like "god I can't wait for this to be over" refusing to turn it off
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