vampire-connoisseur
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vampire-connoisseur · 46 minutes ago
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US election week is weird.
The man who claims to have shot Osama bin Laden is expressing his desire to turn a group Harris-voting Gen Z into sex slaves on twitter.
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vampire-connoisseur · 51 minutes ago
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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before
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vampire-connoisseur · 7 hours ago
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vampire-connoisseur · 11 hours ago
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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
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vampire-connoisseur · 11 hours ago
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remember when eric kripke tweeted that dean and sam would vote for biden and everyone's response was "they can't vote because they're literally off the grid serial killers"
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vampire-connoisseur · 11 hours ago
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h.. ow many... plants....
TIP:
This holiday season, if you know someone who likes house plants,
DON'T
get them a houseplant. DO NOT.
instead, get them a NICE, MEDIUM-LARGE, AESTHETIC, BOTTOM-DRAINING, INDOOR
POT.
that is what they want. that is what they dream of. ok? thats what will be most useful and appreciated. in fact, if you can, get them a CUTE MATCHING SET. OF POTS!!!! NOT PLANTS, POTS!!!!!!!!
they may be more excited initially about the plant. that is true. but a pot is a gift that they will go home and use to upsize one of their already beloved houseplants, and every time they look at it they will remember how much they appreciate you.
HOUSEPLANT:
- they already have so many
- needs to be watered
- takes up window space
- comes in a pot thats already too small, needs to be upsized, costing money
- can die
AESTHETIC POT
- lets them care for an existing plant they own
- they will be grateful every time they see it in their home
- does not take up window space not already occupied by a plant
- can be wrapped without dying or spilling dirt everywhere
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vampire-connoisseur · 12 hours ago
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i’ve been thinking about innocuous photos like the one on the left. because it is my job to neglect the sprouts of imperialism and racism that accompanied my upbringing, i've been attempting to find solidarity even in the innocuous. and how easily it comes: marah and i, both schoolgirls who like cute things, both compelled by the desire to photograph our supplies after arranging them to be just-so. the photo on the right is an old one of mine.
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if you were to ask yourself:
“how much do i have in common with a palestinian?”
i think the answer would be “everything.” maybe you’re united by the love you have for your pets, being fans of the same goth rock band, or the fact that, were something of severity to happen to your family, you’d also be online, asking for help in a way your elders might find it hard to wrap their heads around, and making sure people knew they could trust your campaign.
and if this were a message you were sending, i hope that your hope would remain in tact, because people like us, on the other end, would be doing everything they could to help you.
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vampire-connoisseur · 12 hours ago
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The thing you have to keep in mind about Moby Dick is that it’s an explicitly anti-racist text written by a white guy in the 1850s. So you end up with stuff like Ishmael spending an entire paragraph complimenting a Polynesian guy on his skull shape.
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vampire-connoisseur · 12 hours ago
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vampire-connoisseur · 13 hours ago
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vampire-connoisseur · 13 hours ago
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Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.
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vampire-connoisseur · 19 hours ago
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rubbing my penis
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vampire-connoisseur · 19 hours ago
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ADDITIONAL POT BENEFITS
- cannot poison their cat
- will survive most indoor conditions
- do not carry disease
- will not offend plant snobs listen shit on generic succulents to my face ok they are round and tough and full of water what more could you want from a plant are they not exotic enough?? look up CAM photosynthesis and then tell me succulents are lame and i will smack you in the face because they are the camels of plants they lose so little water. and whats more if you break off one of their leaves it becomes a whole new plant "ohhh you can pirate plants !!" YEAH BUT YOURE NOT CONSIDERING THE FULL SCOPE OF POSSIBILITIES WITH THESE SUCCERS i dont buy them but once i have them any time someone says they like one i can say do you want a baby one? and they go what? huh? who? me? im bad with plants... and i can say NO WORRIES because i have a low-maintenance plant for you thats guilt-free if it dies because i can just give you another one do you want? and if they do i break off a leaf and set it up with a little pot and soil and give it to them once its grown ~3 more leaves and theyre delighted. succulents were made to be shared because theyre full of love and quite frankly if you cant see that maybe you should look inward.
TIP:
This holiday season, if you know someone who likes house plants,
DON'T
get them a houseplant. DO NOT.
instead, get them a NICE, MEDIUM-LARGE, AESTHETIC, BOTTOM-DRAINING, INDOOR
POT.
that is what they want. that is what they dream of. ok? thats what will be most useful and appreciated. in fact, if you can, get them a CUTE MATCHING SET. OF POTS!!!! NOT PLANTS, POTS!!!!!!!!
they may be more excited initially about the plant. that is true. but a pot is a gift that they will go home and use to upsize one of their already beloved houseplants, and every time they look at it they will remember how much they appreciate you.
HOUSEPLANT:
- they already have so many
- needs to be watered
- takes up window space
- comes in a pot thats already too small, needs to be upsized, costing money
- can die
AESTHETIC POT
- lets them care for an existing plant they own
- they will be grateful every time they see it in their home
- does not take up window space not already occupied by a plant
- can be wrapped without dying or spilling dirt everywhere
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vampire-connoisseur · 19 hours ago
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3 of the 4 times a post of mine has spread enough to make my notes unusable its been because the same person with a large following reblogged it.
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vampire-connoisseur · 19 hours ago
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allow me to tell you of the unmatched fever dream experience of going to a local concert back when I was in high school in Canada and hearing a guy sing "God Bless the USA" but change it to be about Canada, ending each chorus with the line "God bless Canada, eh" while somehow keeping a straight face and throwing a level of passion into the performance that suggested this was somehow the most moving moment of his life
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vampire-connoisseur · 2 days ago
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Posters for National Theater of Korea's production of Macbeth, designed by Yuni Yoshida and photographed by Noh Juhan. [1][2]
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