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I literally didn’t go to one of my classes for 2 months and when I finally showed up my teacher asked where I’ve been so I used Edward’s classic excuse “I was out of town for a couple of days-personal reasons” AND THEY LET IT SLIDE AND DIDNT ASK QUESTIONS

Edward whatever rainy town you’re in right now thanks for saving me man I owe you one

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Favourite Carlisle looks - Baseball

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Why aren’t we talking about the chapters name’s from Jacob’s POV in breaking dawn?

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midnight sun movie where theres a hallucination carlisle everytime edward thinks he's gonna do something bad, like how bella had the hallucination edward in new moon

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)

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carlisle, son of a literal priest: i believe all vampires have souls and can go to heaven :)

edward’s dramatic ass:

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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE (2010)

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twilight: a short summary

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when i was 10 or so i was deathly afraid of vampires so i stole the garlic powder from my mom’s spice cabinet and kept it in my coat pocket and if i was out at night with like my parents and thought someone was acting really sus i’d try to surreptitiously sprinkle a lil garlic powder on them 

like imagine a weird little girl deciding you failed her vibe check and promptly seasoning you 

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compilation of edward bullying bella’s truck

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yes i read my own fanfiction. im Literally the target audience. i wrote this for me, not you

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remember when stephanie meyers was so desperate to tie up the loose ends of her love triangle that the paired off the extra dude with the couple’s newborn baby

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👁👄👁

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my favorite shots of edward during the baseball/protect bella scene

he pushes her away so lazily and then it looks like he immediately starts laughing at the end of this shot hdkjfhkdjhfjkdnfkjdn

idk what this is its like he tried to commit but then regretted it half way through

now hes obviously hissing

and finally he’s just .. furiously growling at the ground while everyone else actually looks at james

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Absolutely gutted to find out this scene was filmed but deleted

Even more disappointed that they didn’t even think to include the best line of the whole exchange:

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twilight is my favorite baseball movie