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and he said, what hast thou done? the voice of thy brother’s blood crieth unto me from the ground.

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Gustav Dore

Illustrations for Paradise Lost by John Milton

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going outside to feel my skin burn, call that vampire masochism

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My neck is sooooo bitable right now but nobody is biting it :(

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I want a vampire to obsess with me, to love me, to be so devoted to me, to bring me with them to escape my horrible life and feed from me because I'm the most precious thing they have. 𖹭

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Tbh. A vampire biting and drinking my blood and staining my skin sanguine would fix me.

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Wouldn't it be so cool to be a vampire?

Simple meal planning.

More time outdoors.

Get enough sleep.

Do things you always needed more time to do.

But being a vampire is actually like....

Realizing I've forgotten to eat all day and hurrying to find someone to drink before I die (again).

Go as fast as I can back to the house before I nearly get burned alive by the morning sun.

Overthinking all day when I should be sleeping, realizing that insomnia doesn't disappear once you become a vampire.

Telling myself, "I'll do it tomorrow," every day for nearly a thousand years, and instead of doing anything productive, catching up on all the new shows I've missed.

Wouldn't it be so cool to be a vampire?

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being in my 20s is like I understand more of my mother and less than i ever have. My childhood friends are strangers to me and there’s no one i know better. i want to drink wine. i never stopped wanting to climb trees. i know more than I’ve ever known before. I don’t know anything at all. i’m seven years old and sixteen and twenty nine and seventy. I can’t tell when i'm happy. I think the only thing that will make me happy is to be little again. i want to be really old. i go to the ocean and feel like nothing matters more than that. in my bedroom everything matters so much. I go to the grocery store every day. i know how to cook a lot of things but the only thing i know how to eat is fried eggs. I can take care of myself but i want to be taken care of. i want to go home and I don't know where that is. i think it may be somewhere inside of me but i’m not sure

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If you were a vampire, I'd let you drain me dry, and thank you for it when you leave me here to die

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all i want is for a vampire partner to love and protect me

and pinning me up against the wall, using me whenever they please whilst draining the blood from my body.

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I see or hear the word “vampire” and I immediately start getting excited emotionally and sexually ❤️

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Hopelessly devoted to you....

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big day for annoying vampires (me)

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some simple vtm line dividers i made last night for the sillies & funzies

f2u , feel free to modify and recolor as you see fit :)

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This is the funniest joke I have ever made