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Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

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I’m so fucking dumb

I got a one time fairyloot order thing 2 years ago and it came w tarot cards

I thought the cards were cool so I kept them even tho I didn’t recognize the characters on them

IT TOOK ME 2 FUCKING YEARS TO REALIZE THEYRE THRONE OF GLASS CHARACTERS

I’M SO STUPID

ITS CHAOL & YRENE AND AEDION & LYSANDRA

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I love it when I’m right

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ITS OUT ITS OUT ITS OUT

IM HAPPY AGAIN😁😈❤️‍🔥

FUCK

I just devoured Kingdom of the Wicked in like a day and a half cuz it was SO GOOD (rlly connected w my Italian roots) and I thought book 2 was ALREADY OUT BUT ITS NOT AND NOW IM SAD

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Dance of Thieves by Mary E. Pearson is so underrated.

Jase and Kazi are so fucking iconic I will cry RN

❤️‍🔥

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Someone send me cheesy/spicey romance novel recs I need some happy ASAP

Ones I already read and loved

- Alex, approximately

- Tweet Cute

- The Hating Game (if ur seeing an enemies to lovers trend no u aren’t)

- Red White and Royal Blue

- The Roommate

Literally anything w some spice or lil but of angst and I’m good to go ✨ if y’all have any favs booktok hasn’t (or has) shoved down my throat already send em my way 😁

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Nessian during ACOFAS be like

What I am supposed to do, uh oh

When she's so damn cold, like twenty below?

That girl, that girl, she's such a bitch

But I tell myself I can handle it

You know I don't frequent the LBC

'Cause I'm a bit too pale to run that scene

The So Cal sun has grown on me

And that girl (That girl)

That girl (That girl)

Started with a bottle of cheap champagne

Now she's got me hooked on her like good cocaine

She's so numb, miss novocaine

That girl (That girl)

That girl (That girl)

Said, "No, kid, not tonight

You're not that good, and I'm not that type"

She's beautiful, but she's cold as ice

And that keeps me hanging on

So what I am supposed to do, uh, oh

When she's so damn cold, like twenty below?

That girl, that girl, she's such a bitch

I tell myself I can handle it

But where am I supposed to go, uh oh

When she throws me out and it's twenty below?

That girl, that girl, she's such a trick

But I can't lie

I'm in love with it

That girl, oh, oh, oh, oh.

That girl, oh, oh, oh, oh.

That girl, oh, oh, oh, oh.

That girl, oh, oh, oh, oh.

That girl

That girl.

Now she won't buy my sex appeal

Just an East Coast kid with a record deal

I play her song, she plays the field

That girl (That girl)

That girl (That girl)

Knock me on the street in the middle of winter

My frostbite heart says, "Try to forget her"

Miss that kiss, but I'll always remember

That girl (That girl)

That girl (That girl)

Said, "No, kid, not tonight

You're not that cool; no, you're not my type"

She's beautiful, but she's cold as ice

And I'm still hanging on

So what I am supposed to do, uh oh

When she's so damn cold, like twenty below?

That girl, that girl, she's such a bitch

I tell myself I can handle it

But where am I supposed to go, uh oh

When she throws me out and it's twenty below?

That girl, that girl, she's such a trick

But I can't lie

I'm in love with it

That girl, oh, oh, oh, oh.

That girl, oh, oh, oh, oh.

That girl, oh, oh, oh, oh.

That girl, oh, oh, oh, oh.

That girl

That girl.

Sit around waiting for the spark to fade

You can add another face to your pity parade

I can't believe it

I've never felt so cheated

Knock me down

It was all pretend

You set me back up just to do it again

You said love's overrated

I say it's complicated

What I am supposed to do, uh oh

When she's so damn cold, like twenty below?

That girl, that girl, she's such a bitch

I tell myself I can handle it

But where am I supposed to go, uh oh

When she throws me out and it's twenty below?

That girl, that girl, she's such a trick

But I can't lie

I'm in love with it

That girl, oh, oh, oh, oh.(That girl)

That girl, that girl

That girl, that girl

That girl, that girl

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I’m just collecting fandoms at this point

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Nesta Archeron 🤝 Emilia di Carlo

Powerful women who love reading smutty books and have General-of-War partners that terrify the world but are completely whipped and soft for their queens.

Add to this that Emilia is actually a witch and Nesta said she is one just to fuck with people. They are iconic, your honour.

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FUCK

I just devoured Kingdom of the Wicked in like a day and a half cuz it was SO GOOD (rlly connected w my Italian roots) and I thought book 2 was ALREADY OUT BUT ITS NOT AND NOW IM SAD

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Rlly just emptying the drafts today lmao

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When the bat boys (+ other winged warriors) go places that don’t have wing friendly chairs so they sit like AC Slater

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The Plated Prisoner side characters rlly made the series. I love all of them esp the 4th army. Judd and Lu and their wine barrel? ICONIC. Keg and his terrible food? STUNNING. The Wrath in general? ABSOLUTE GOLD 😉 🤩

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Judd and Lu stealing the wine barrel from each other. That's it, that's the post.

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Happy birthday to the first fictional love of my life

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKATER BOI!

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ALEX, APPROXIMATELY HAS MY HEART

U got

- hot surfer boy

- witty banter

- enemies to lovers 😈❤️‍🔥

- online besties

- girl who is very self aware

- did I mention the surfer boi already? 🥵

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Tweet Cute was pretty cute ngl

I’m kinda offended I don’t get to have an enemies to lovers relationship based around grilled cheese but it ok 😭

I would like to order 1 Jack Campbell plz and thank u