valgee
valgee
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They/Them. Queer martial artist, dnd enthusiast, writer. Ask me about my campaign
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valgee · 4 hours ago
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I hope location requests are fine? I'd like to request some animals native to mexico like the mexican alligator lizard,the mole lizard,thick billed parrot and west mexican chachalaca
A lot of people only think about the axolotls when theres a lot of cool animals there
Here is a varied selection of nuestra fauna Mexicana...
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Oaxacan Dwarf Boa (Exiliboa placata), family Boidae, Oaxaca, Mexico
Endemic to southern Mexico, this small burrowing (fossorial) boa is the only member of its genus.
photograph by Laura Bok
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Two cool ass arachnids at the Centro Interpretativo Ecológico in Gomez Farias, Tamaulipas, Mexico
T - Vinegaroon (Mastigoproctus cinteotl), family Thelyphonidae, order Uropygi
B - Tailless Whip Scorpion (Paraphrynus pococki), family Phrynidae, order Amblypygi
photograph by Marco Zozaya
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Giant False Brook Salamander (Isthmura gigantea), family Plethodontidae, Veracruz, Mexico
ENDANGERED.
photograph by Laura Bok
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Mexican Mole Lizard (Bipes biporus), family Bipedidae, endemic to the Baja California peninsula of Mexico
photograph by Mike Pingleton
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Turquoise-browed Motmot (Eumomota superciliosa), family Momotidae, Playa del Carmen, Mexico
photograph by @davidtbryon
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Painted Wood Turtle (Rhinoclemmys pulcherrima) juvenile, family Geoemydidae, found throughout much of Mexico and Central America
photograph by theturtlesource.com
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Mexican Emerald Spiny Lizard (Sceloporus formosus), male, family Phrynosomatidae, Sierra norte de Oaxaca, Mexico
photograph by Biodiversidad De Oaxaca AC
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Pink-headed Warbler (Cardellina versicolor), family Parulidae, found in Chiapas, Mexico and Guatemala
photograph by danialdschumann
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Mexican Burrowing Toad (Rhinophrynus dorsalis), family Rhinophrynidae, Veracruz, Mexico
This species is the only extant member of this family.
photograph by Bryce Anderson
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Regal Hairstreak (Evenus regalis), family Lycaenidae, Hidalgo, Mexico
photograph by Eduardo Axel Recillas Bautista
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valgee · 11 hours ago
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valgee · 15 hours ago
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Yellow-breasted or Indochinese Green Magpie (Cissa hypoleuca), BATH TIME!!!, family Corvidae, order Passeriformes, Viet Nam
photographs by Leo Ngo
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valgee · 1 day ago
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valgee · 3 days ago
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fungi chairs!
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valgee · 3 days ago
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"I hate tiktok" you don't even know about Mr Lagoon
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valgee · 3 days ago
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Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"
Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*
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valgee · 4 days ago
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Gotta admit the headline is a banger.
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valgee · 5 days ago
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MY CHUD SON THAT I HATE
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valgee · 5 days ago
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I knew I was nonbinary growing up when I realized that I literally didn't understand how gender worked. I thought it was like being goth, or a furry. I thought I just wasn't allowed to shop at the other clothing section because it was expensive.
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valgee · 7 days ago
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As a biologist why are the Iggys chilling like that?
I think it’s because the tile might be like a heat rock??? But what do you think?
Yes, I think you are 100% correct.
For sharing that photo earlier, here are a presents for you.
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Galapagos Lava Lizard (Microlophus albemarlensis), family Tropiduridae, sitting on a Marine Iguana (Amblyrhynchus cristatus), family Iguanidae, Galapagos
photographs by John Seager
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Green Iguana (Iguana iguana), male, family Iguanidae, found in the Americas from central Mexico to central South America
photograph by Shanmukesh Dadi
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Central Fijian Banded Iguana (𝘉𝘳𝘢𝘤����𝘺𝘭𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘢), male, family Iguanidae, endemic to some of the larger central and northwestern islands of Fiji (Ovalau, Kadavu and Viti Levu)
ENDANGERED.
photograph by Rolf Dietrich Brecher
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Grand Cayman Blue Iguana (Cyclura lewisi), family Iguanidae, Grand Cayman Island (endemic)
ENDANGERED.
photograph by BryGuy Reptiles
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Allen Cay Rock Iguana (Cyclura cychlura inornata), family Iguanidae, Allen’s Cay, The Bahamas
ENDANGERED.
Sub-species of the Bahamian Rock Iguana
photograph by Lawson Hopper
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valgee · 10 days ago
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New Orleans
January 2025
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Christopher Ard
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valgee · 17 days ago
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valgee · 17 days ago
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X-MEN COMIC
gambit nearly loses a prized posession
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valgee · 18 days ago
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Doing this to you
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valgee · 18 days ago
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average internet friend group
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