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We gotta catch that cab

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Today's adventure, we're going to kill ourselves, go to Heaven, and steal Jesus' shoes!

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i love spamton g. spamton because none of his relationships are normal. no matter which of the darkner divorce squad he's with he's never having a regular relationship with any of them there's always something absolutely nuts going on there. rules for dating me spamton. understand that i don't like you.

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once in a long while i look at my steam reviews and im always taken aback by how phenomenally unhelpful they are

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I miss the era of the internet where everyone had an evil alter ego/character that would show up on their channel, just to be silly, that eventually got a lot of lore from the fandom for no reason. It was a simpler time.

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the bunny. the baounney. the bnnuy. the bennie. the binnoy. the booboo the 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

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scientists should be lining up to study whatever the fuck my brain is doing. but no. I have to pay money. hogwash

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It's 'cause you're anyways in that damn house!!

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Yakuza 0 x 90’s style

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Thrice Upon a Time.

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(saying goodbye to a friend) love you dude. same time next week ok? may chaos take the world

(talking to supervisor) got it. and you want it by end of day? ok, no problem. i'll let you know if I have any doubts. may chaos take the world

(posting on tumblr) i've started saying "may chaos take the world" at the end of every conversation.

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genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.