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New vocal stim just dropped

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is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

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the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here

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i can only cum if im facing towards true north

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I am starting. To think that limit.ed access. To the outside. Is a plot. By big My Mumthers. To make me less stinky.

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Stop drinking Wine with the Swine and come drink Cider with a Spider ☝

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It's time for the next pope to be a gay autistic trans woman who does not believe in god. Share if you want a DEMON in the vatican. The hat will look funny on me

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dead

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when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

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Pope died

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new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street

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have spent like an hour and a half wondering why so many businesses are closed for 4/20. it's easter