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BLOG MOVED

hey everyone ! finally finished moving everything-- i can be found HERE now ! same url and everything <3 

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i’ve decided i will be moving my blog soon. drafts, those that i can remember at least, will be carried over.

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halloween starter call ( comment who you want ) !

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forgedcold replied to your post: tailgate vc: …… my money’s on megatron 

optimus eats money

that’s not very tasty :(

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* ALPHONSE ELRIC / SOMETIMES IT BE LIKE THAT ...

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“I’m sorry about my brother.” The younger Elric voice echoed with full of concern for the individual,  “He means well, but, sometimes he is rather harsh on what he says. He really means well! Really!”  

monty tries not to take it to heart -- edward elric’s attitude is almost infamous among the ranks. he supposes that he’d be the same given the circumstances. ❛ oh , don’t worry ! i’m sure i was the same way when i was his age. you don’t have to apologize for his behavior. ❜

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i have to write a six panel comic script of two characters from different pre-existing things and there has to be a love proclamation who should i use

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tailgate vc: ...... my money’s on megatron 

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martyrix‌:

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i forgot

so are you gonna fight an old BABY

yeah, i guess you can hold my hand since you want too so badly.

#op the moment he realizes he's about to lose#*LICKS TG'S HAND*#its not cheating its called surprise#tbd /

hot

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tee hee @martyrix

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martyrix replied to your post: come on, arm wrestle me. you'll get a prize if you...

OLD???? YOU’RE AS OLD AS DIRT?? WHO ARE YOU ???

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i forgot

so are you gonna fight an old BABY

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come on, arm wrestle me. you'll get a prize if you win.

okay bet old man get over here

@martyrix

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i can make an effort , if i only understand  / /  that i can make a change

indie. sel. varian. loved by zk.

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i’m having a really bad night with my depression and some shitty friends, could you guys send me some positive vibes pls

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RED ALERT

Hey folks! Yer friendly neighborhood dad here. I’m in a bit of a bind for the moment— at least until Sunday. Which really doesn’t help me since I’ll start getting overdraft fees tomorrow.

I’m offering HELLA CHEAP commissions— so please consider gettin a graphic or something from me! I make promos, sidebars, dash avis, and full theme backgrounds!

CLICK HERE FOR INFO

I’m not keen on donations because I prefer to give something to get something, but I’m willing to set aside that pride of mine at the moment.

If you’d like to donate, you can hit up PayPal: yuukosan@live.com.

Please reblog and spread the word! I’m working all day but if anyone’s interested in graphics I’ll make them AS SOON AS I’M OFF.

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also a not as good, i tried to do flour sack ah.soka battling flour sack asa.j ven.tris

if u’ve ever wondered what we.bby van.derquack of du.cktales 2017 looks like as a flour sack uhh

boy have i drawn the thing for u

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“commissions”

hey ya pals. the same with every commission post, i’m looking for a bit of spare cash to pay some stuff off. naturally since losing my job due to some unforeseen incidents and my crumbling mental health, i’m trying to make up money wherever i can. so with that! i’m offering a variety of options! 

TAROT CARD READINGS past, present, future + one bonus card and full analysis: $5  mind, body, spirit with full analysis : $5  questions / choices: $5  celtic cross spread / full evaluation (11 cards) + analysis: $10 

WRITING COMMISSIONS simple poem: $3  one-shots: $5  3 chapter fic: $10  *any nsfw content must be with characters over the age of 18.*

ICONS base icons, 50: $5 base icons, 150: $10 base icons, 250: $15

AESTHETIC PHOTOGRAPHY  *i’m a photographer always up for a new adventure. if you’re looking for any specific aesthetics or vibes or a photoset tailored to your muse specifically, i’m happy to scout out aesthetics, vibes and compile a photoset of my own personally shot photos, edited, etc.* 

aesthetic photoset of 4 - 6 images: $25 aesthetic photoset of 10 images: $35

all payments can be made over paypal, donations are also accepted: here

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(    *    & .    —    THE  UMBRELLA  ACADEMY  SENTENCE  STARTERS .

‘  you’re  are  depraving  some  village  of  their  idiot .  ’

‘  i  miss you .  i  miss  you  every  day  that  i’m  not  with  you .  ’

‘  i  didn’t  think  it  was  possible  to  miss  a  person  this  much .  ’

‘  if  you  love  music  then  you’re  in  the  right  place .  ’

‘  the  ties  that  bind  you  together  make  you  stronger  than  you  are  alone .  ’

‘  i  can’t  just  call  him  in  the  afterlife  and  be  like ,  ‘ can  you  please  stop  playing  tennis  with  hitler  for  a  moment  and  take  a  quick  call ? ’  ’

‘  get  up .  we’re  going  to  save  the  world .  ’

‘  it’s  not  spandex ,  it’s  leather .  and  you  used  to  like  it .  a  lot ,  if  i  recall .  ’

‘  we  can  accomplish  anything  when  we  accept  responsibility  together .  this  is  what  creates  trust .  ’

‘  you  never  know  when  to  stop ,  do  you ?  ’

‘  you  got  enough  material  for  your  sequel  yet ?  ’

‘  i  bet  you’re  loving  this ,  hm ?  the  team  at  it’s  best .  it’s  just  like  old  times .  ’

‘  he  hated  children  too  and  he  had  plenty  of  us .  ’

‘  if  you  believe  in  yourself ,  just  once ,  great  things  are  gonna  happen  for  you .  ’

‘  i  know  that  i  let  you  down ,  but  i  could  do  anything  for  you .  ’

‘  you  know ,  i  liked  you  a  lot  better  before  you  got  laid .  ’

‘  oh  yeah ,  it  is  your  skirt .  i  found  it  in  your  room .  it’s  a  little  dated ,  but  it’s  very  breathy  on  the …  bits .  ’

‘  you’re  the  most  important  person  in  the  world  to  me .  ’

‘  best .  funeral .  ever !  ’

‘  sometimes  men  are  unredeemable  shits .  ’

‘  we  were …  we  were  just  kids .  little  kids .  ’

‘  we  all  came  home .  since  we’re  here ,  we  might  as  well  save  the  world .  ’

‘  i’ve  decided  you’re  the  only  one  i  can  trust .  ’

‘  if  you’re  raised  to  believe  that  nothing  about  you  is  special ,  if  the  benchmark  is  extraordinary ,  what  do  you  do  if  you’re  not ?  ’

‘  eternal  peace  is  probably  overrated .  ’

‘  we  all  wanted  to  be  loved  by  a  man  incapable  of  giving  love .  ’

‘  one  grows  used  to  things ,  even  if ,  sometimes  one  shouldn’t .  ’

‘  look ,  you  wanna  pay  your  respects ?  go  ahead .  but  at  least  be  honest  about  the  kind  of  man  he  was .  ’

‘  you  of  all  people  should  be  on  my  side .  he  had  to  send  you  a  million  miles  away .  that’s  how  much  he  couldn’t  stand  the  sight  of  you .  ’

‘  i  feel  like  we  should  stop  him ,  but  then  again  i  also  just  kinda  wanna  see  what  happens .  ’

‘  you  make  me  want  to  wake  up  each  day  and  you’re  in  my  dreams  every  night .  ’

‘  you  also  told  me  that  licking  a  nine  volt  battery  would  give  me  pubes .  ’

‘  i’m  just  gonna  go  murder  mom ,  i’ll  be  right  back .  ’

‘  last  time  we  tried  to  stop  it ,  we  all  died .  what  makes  this  time  any  different ?  ’

‘  we  actually  have  the  chance  of  saving  the  lives  of  billions  of  people .  ’

‘  it  wasn’t  his  fault  ‘cause  he  was  ridiculously  high ,  right ?  and  the  girl ,  she  thought  he  was  a  furry …  ’

‘  i  think  maybe  you’re  the  only  person  who  really  knows  who  i  am  and  still  likes  me  anyway .  ’

‘  you  don’t  get  to  blame  your  problems  on  anyone  but  yourself .  ’

‘  we  didn’t  choose  this  life .  we’re  just  living it .  ’

‘  than  christ  he’s  not  our  real  father ,  so  we  couldn’t  inherit  those  cold ,  dead  eyes .  ’

‘  you  don’t  have  to  apologize  just  for  existing .  ’

‘  when  something  seems  to  perfect ,  it’s  usually  anything  but .  ’

‘  all  the  what - if’s  start  to  haunt  you .  ’

‘  i’m  done  playing  their  games .  i’m  ready  for  a  change .  ’

‘  i  would  love  to  play  cops  and  robbers ,  wear  a  mask ,  and  feel  important ,  but  guess  what ?  recess  is  over .  it’s  grown - up  time .  ’

‘  we  have  a  great  job .  the  best  job .  we  got  it  made ,  asshole .  ’

‘  people  still  don’t  take  me  seriously .  i  wanna  be  numb  again .  ’

‘  i  stayed  because  the  world  needed  me .  ’

‘  at  least  i  make  my  own  decisions .  ’

‘  i  have  been  left  out  of  everything  for  as  long  as  i  can  remember .  ’

‘  nowhere  to  go .  no  way  to  change .  ’

‘  but  now ,  i  know  nothing  in  my  life  was  real .  so  i’m  starting  over .  ’

‘  you  do  whatever  it  takes  to  survive .  or  you  die .  ’

‘  i  don’t  belong  anywhere ,  thanks  to  you !  you  made  me  a  killer !  ’

‘  i’ve  done  unimaginable  things ,  things  you  couldn’t  even  comprehend ,  just  to  get  back  here  and  save  you .  ’

‘  she  needs  our  help  and  we  can’t  do  that  if  she’s  locked  in  a  cage .  ’

‘  i  mean ,  it  must  be  scary .  terrifying ,  really .  to  discover  that  you  can  do  something  that  you  never  thought  you  could  do .  ’

‘  it’s  not  difficult  to  accept ,  it���s  impossible  to  accept !  ’

‘  what  are  you  still  doing  here ?  we’re  trying  to  have  a  serious  conversation .  ’

‘  what’s  going  on  with  you ?  and  don’t  tell  me  everything  is  alright  because  i  saw  you  in  there .  you  were  crying  like  a  baby .  ’

‘  you  saved  my  life !  ’

‘  i  don’t  want  them  to  see  me  like  this .  besides ,  you  know ,  i’d  just  hold  them  back .  ’

‘  how  about  we  ask  him  after  we  kill  him ?  ’

‘  maybe  they’ll  brood  each  other  to  death .   ’

‘  you’re  a  real  sick  bastard .  ’

‘  would  you  stop  it ?  why  are  you  putting  this  shit  in  your  body ?  ’

‘  he  must  have  been  a  very  special  person  to  put  up  with  your  weird - ass  shit .  ’

‘  you  were  my  greatest  disappointment .  you  only  scratched  the  surface  of  what  you  were  capable  of .  ’

‘  i  lost  someone .  the  only …  the  only  person  i’ve  ever  truly  loved  more  than  myself .  ’

‘  you  know ,  before  you  kill  him ,  you  might  want  to  hear  what  he  has  to  say .  ’

‘  we  all  came  home .  since  we’re  here , we  might  as  well  save  the  world .  ’