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my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she’s really fat and doesn’t know when she’s full so she never stops eating. usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn’t loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter. so I called the vet pissed and i’m just like the fuck she’s still getting fat. so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn’t work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and I start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like I God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent mind) well y'all ready here’s the fucking climax - the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when I get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin. with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I’m in class and then pretends like she’s hungry when I get home. and you know what’s the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she’s fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how I, a well educated adult in college, got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat

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Before we shout “no more man movies!” after seeing Wonder Woman, don’t forget men of color don’t have a lot of representation either. So supporting Aquaman, Black Pather, Cyborg, and Miles Morales movies does not make you less feminist. 

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oKAY BUT I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU WOULD MAKE ME IMAGINE THis

FREDDY KRUEGER HAS A MASSIVELY THICK DICK AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

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ill never forgive the public education system

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TOMORROW!!!

ZN 30 Day Writing Challenge Starts Tomorrow!

If you want to be added to the tag list, let me know!!!! 

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by  Tony Sart

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ITS HERE!!!

Between Walls (S.R) - Part 1

summary: Nobody expected Captain America himself to stroll into The Raft, chains binding his wrists and ankles with a muzzle over this mouth but then again, stranger things have happened.

pairing: steve rogers x female reader 

word count: 2.2k

A/N: hello all welcome to my new steve series, this is a bit different and i haven’t seen any fics in this sorta way before so i hope y’all enjoy the first part!

ALSO big thank you to my actual love @lokissoul for being my beta and basically helping me construct this entire series :’)

as always, feedback is greatly appreciated, come yell at me and tell me your secrets here!

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“After the events of the Sokovia Accords and Captain S. Rogers breaking both national and international laws set by The United Nations, I hereby sentence Steven G Rogers to thirty years imprisonment at the Raft detention centre.”

If you had told little Steven Rogers from Brooklyn in the 1930’s that he would become the world’s first and only Super Soldier, he would’ve laughed in the face of whatever whackadoo came up with the idea. If you had told him that after becoming America’s national treasure, stopping a rogue division of Nazi’s from blowing up New York, saving the world from an Alien invasion and taking down a ‘peace keeping’ robot that he would go against his entire team and the United Nations to save Bucky - who had been turned into a brainwashed killing machine - he would tell you to get some sleep and try again in the morning.

But here he was. America’s sweetheart, the man who could do no wrong, the face of everything right and patriotic was being sentenced to near enough life in a super-max prison for doing what he believed was right. Steve didn’t regret his decision to go against the Accords, he didn’t regret fighting for his choice but he did regret breaking his family apart; tearing The Avengers in half and losing his brotherhood with Tony.

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Am... am I old?

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

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if you read this you’re cute no take backs

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Interspecies lesbianism

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*puts on a wizard hat*

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Type your favorite Pokemon in the Gif feature and post the first result!