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At a certain point it really stops being "dilating" and starts being "fucking yourself with your favorite vibrator"

Doctor's orders to enjoy yourself

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Queen type shit

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SAME I'm coming up on a year soon myself!

It's fucking amazing

Almost a year ago now that I had my bottom surgery and it bears repeating

I'm really happy I had surgery

It healed perfectly

I've been having way more sex because I'm happy with my body

I get compliments on how it looks from every partner

Sex feels great

Dilating isn't a big deal and becomes less necessary with time

I love how tight clothes look on my body now

Vaginal orgasms are fucking epic

Destigmatize bottom surgery it fucking rules

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Literal transphobia smh my head

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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Pim, the poolman; (otherwise known as) Pelor.

You’ve heard of Tim the Toolman Taylor

Now get ready for…

Jim the Jewelman Jailor

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It's better then Sim the Stoolman Sailor imo

You’ve heard of Tim the Toolman Taylor

Now get ready for…

Jim the Jewelman Jailor

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i saw a couple of these bingos floating about and so i decided to make my own :D have fun!

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tell me ur a true switch without telling me ur a true switch lol

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hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be

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fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”

😶

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i love u dommes i love u sadists i love u meanies who wanna make me cry and then wipe my tears away i love u corruption kink havers who see a cute sweet thing and get cute aggression wanting to ruin them

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It's the weekend. Time for thigh-highs and coding.

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Not my fault hot girls with glasses is *aesthetic*

where did yall even come from i just said i needed new glasses and yall soaked thru your panties 😭😭😭

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Okay but, goth and glasses...

I think they're onto something

Put on the glasses bestie enter your hot librarian arc

WJSJSJSHSJSS

i . dont know exactly what vibe i give off

bUT HOT LIBRARIAN??? 😭😭😭

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sometimes i just think about Overwatch and just get sad