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Fuck the system also I love making out

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90’s inflatable furniture

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I want attention again boy. So I’m going to sit in your lap. I’m going to brush your lips with mine. I’m going to grind against you until you’re hard. I’m going to kiss and bite every single spot I know drives you wild. I’m going to do this until you’re whimpering and rutting pathetically against me. I’m going to shove my fingers into your mouth and make you drool all over yourself, then I’m going to get up and leave you just like that until I want to have my way with you again later.

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a new record

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Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

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Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

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Add a caption, if you like 🍑🍑🍑

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Round all over. One of the best photos I’ve ever taken.

nude snap • wishlist

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People who say bi erasure doesn’t happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If that’s not bi erasure I don’t even know.

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SANTA FE, TX—In the hours following a violent rampage in Texas in which a lone attacker killed eight individuals and seriously injured several others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Friday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Ohio resident Erica Webb, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of individuals who reside in a nation where over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings have occurred in the past 50 years and whose citizens are 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than those of other developed nations. “It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep this individual from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what they really wanted.” At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past eight years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”

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me irl

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