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What the actual fuck, he only gets worse istg

why do so little people in the Saw fandom know/speak up about Costas Mandylore being a fucking Trump & Andrew Tate supporter??? Like, no, that man is not "so cute", he is a literal racist

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why do so little people in the Saw fandom know/speak up about Costas Mandylore being a fucking Trump & Andrew Tate supporter??? Like, no, that man is not "so cute", he is a literal racist

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Me knocking on the heelshire mansions front door to become the new nanny for brahms:

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Could you please gif Andy twirling the lighter in the new Digital Short? I need it for science

you got it bro

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OH MY GOD

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rick moranis is the best seymour and i am tired of people acting like he isn’t he is the perfect balance of nerdy and sexy and has a gorgeous soulful voice and everything about his performance is perfect and nobody has been able to do it justice ever

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It’s all “Earth Wind and Fire” this and “Do you remember” that

But we all know what today is really about

ON THE TWENTY FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER

IN AN EARLY YEAR OF A DECADE NOT TOO LONG BEFORE OUR OWN

THE HUMAN RACE SUDDENLY ENCOUNTERED A DEADLY THREAT TO ITS VERY EXISTENCE

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i think my favorite thing about tumblr is its vague appreciation of the night at the museum movies

ive never seen anyone on my dash say theyre bad or heard anything negative, i either see the gay little cowboy and his roman boyfriend or i see people talking about how the security guard would be great in five nights at freddys

never overwhelming praise or hatred, just a perfect balance of appreciation as if everyone has seen them and just thinks theyre neat

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My fav childhood movie

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Remember the tiny cowboy and the tiny roman guy from Night at the Museum? Because I do.

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i love andy samberg sorry it’s a part of my personality rn

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I love tumblr tags so much. Like okay here’s the main post and here’s my little secret thoughts and addendums for the besties

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we all joke about and objectify this man, but do we stop to think how sad his story is? he grew up friendless and ruthlessly bullied for being a literal genius. constantly picked on by his coworkers, and he’s never in on the joke. he’s always being laughed at, never laughed with because no one understands his existentialist humor. he never has plans or places to go on the weekend after work. he goes to work then goes to his lonely home with all his books to keep him company. on occasion, he haunts the chess table at the park or meets with an old professor. no one takes the time to appreciate his weird little quirks. no one took the time to ask him if he was okay after the several traumatic incidents he endured. no one takes care of him because everyone’s too busy leaving. he could be a male model, yet he’s never thought of himself as attractive. when he does find love, he’s brutally stripped of it before he can blink. spencer reid, the lonely genius who learned of love too late and loss too soon.

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Inside Out 2 if it was filmed inside my head

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“so be safe”

*immediately all crash into each other*

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Luke Alvez + green

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