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So unfair that we got designs full of scars and marks in the generation that is around Kakashi's age (Ibiki's head covered in thick scars and holes, Kakashi with his eye scar, Obito with half of his face and body ruined, Anko with the cursed mark, even younger Iruka with the nose scar), but then the generation of the Konoha 12 barely got some haircuts.

Kishimoto gave all the body changes to Naruto and Sasuke and forgot to make the rest of them appealing, which wouldn't take much time at all and would contribute to the main plot. Especially by giving the feeling of the Konoha 12 maturing in times of war and bigger conflicts.

Scars tell you there are stories you're not seeing. They talk about battles and experiences, about age and time passing. I want to see the Konoha 12 and all the kids their age with seals on their bodies and scars in visible places, burn marks that didn't heal properly because they were far from a good medic nin, marks left by really powerful beings like that one time Pain destroyed Konoha.

You know how interesting it would be to present an Ino who is all about beauty and yet refuses to get a scar on her cheek healed, because that was the first enemy nin she took out and Asuma told her he was proud of her?

To have Hinata keep the marks of fighting Pain as the memory of her love and devotion and all the sacrifices she's willing to make?

Rock Lee's legs should be covered in scars for the surgery Tsunade performed. He could ask Sakura to cure them, but he doesn't want to. It reminds him he had a second chance. He can't waste it.

Neji's seal on his forehead was interesting, even if we didn't get that much of a resolution. Sasuke and Naruto's lost arms were interesting. Sakura's byakugo, Kiba's face paint.

Those details made the characters come to life.

Why do you think the Sand Siblings have such great designs? They have ink on their faces and messy hairstyles and they are expressive and bold and determined. I want more of that.

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evrybody hate me and want me dead. except for god he said faggot! you will live forever

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protip

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dnjdjdjdjdj i still have to sit down sometimes and really take in the fact that kakashi has a literal piece of obito’s body inside of him… a very powerful magic eyeball… obitos own flesh… and obito never once seems to seriously consider taking it back even though it would make him one of the most bonkers OP uchiha out there… it was a gift…. deranged behavior

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i need to keep writing mokuton obito bc at some point i can make baby kisame show up and team minato is going to help him kill his superiors. just a ongoing trend in kisame’s life.

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thoughts about kakashi

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Pls let me show you my beetle collection you’ve been ghosting me for the last two weeks please I promise they’re really cool

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Kakashi may pretend he isnt as invested in their rivalry but also like gai says "i did 1,000 pushups today" and kakashi responds "awesome i did 1,001"

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Nobody:

Noboddy:

*kakashi just existing *

Sasuke: whats wrong with u.

Sakura: yeah theres sumthin wrong with u

Kakashi: :/

Naruto defending kakashi: he might be ugly. He might be poor. He might be GAY but thats fine! I’ll fight for the old impoverished ugly homosexual any day of the week….u got me…u HEAR ME

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ROUND THREE

UCHIHA SASUKE vs TENTEN

Reasons for submission under the cut

Sasuke

he is trying so hard to do what he is supposed to, even succeeding at it, only for everything to be a lie

he's authentic and driven and he doesn't care what other people think, if he believes something he will go ahead and do it, unafraid of paying the price

Sasuke was right about everything

he went through so much and never gave up, it's very inspiring and means a lot

Fortnite Sasuke

despite everything he can't help but love

his relationship with Itachi is one of the most heartbreaking and beautiful sibling relationships, genocide aside it's very relatable

he looks just like Mikoto.....

he's beautiful!

he has so much compassion for others and will do what he can for them, but still does not compromise his own beliefs and goals to do so

he's so personal to [submitter] and has been the sole reason of making it through hard times

love is stored in the Sasuke

true heroine or the Naruto series

all his outfits slay

the whole manga wouldn't even exist if it weren't for him

kind, compassionate, driven by love, fucking iconic

trans masc icon and legend

the revolutionnnn

he is an emo icon

a communist

a transgay legend

[submitters] family is generationally effected by genocide so Sasukes justice means the world to [submitter]. Sasukes love means EVERYTHING to [submitter]

he is full of love

very strong

excellent gay representation

owner of the worlds most special eyes

the most relatable Naruto character

a snarky lil bitch :)

he went thru so much & gets too much hate for someone who only wanted revenge for his murdered clan

cat boy

femme fatale

kept going despite all the trauma he went through

flawless observation skills

analytical, intelligent

never let anyone push him around or manipulate him

full of love and kindness

pacifist at heart (refuses to kill innocents)

sought to destroy Konoha

serves cunt in all his outfits

friend of animals

killed Orochimaru because he felt like it

Tenten

her main jutsu is just throw so many knives at you and I respect that

her weapons mastery/sealing jutsu had so much potential and it never got the treatment it deserved

team Gai supremacy

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“just like Obito….”

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kisame shattering his attachment to kiri with the self realized horror of what hes been part of and he asks a bare faced obito to please just offer him the truth and obito goes uh yeah obviously this is the truth ugh liars are the worst (you know, like a liar) and then says how about i introduce you to my cousin itachi whos also a hardened #truther haha nothing could go wrong here. and then kisame redirects his loyalty to the both of them dies fully believing in everything obito and itachi told him. what.

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Love him or hate him, you have to admit Obito put his whole pussy into pretending to be Madara. What really gets me is that he was mimicking Madara's voice even. He'd be talking to himself, no one else in the room, using Madara's voice. Like what was the point of that? There are like 3 people alive who would have remembered what Madara sounded like, he was just so in character for no reason.

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can we talk about how literally every hokage after hashirama completely failed to live up to his legacy

like

hashirama: literally god incarnate. managed to singlehandedly do a hard reboot to the world system and transform the political (also physical) landscape

2. Tobirama - he was a good ninja but he made the secret police. invented some cool jutsus

3. did the sandaime even DO anything?? hes got the whole sunwukong thing going on but like. did he do anyhting else noteworthy??

4. the fourth literally got famous using tobiramas technique and died sacrificed himself using hashiramas technique. most npc-ass hokage in village history. pass

5. its naruto

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the SATs go crazy

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Oh noooooo! The rabid dogs are holding Kakashi sensei captive!

I guess he won’t make it to training any time soon…