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They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.

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if you want the rewards of being my lover you must submit to the mortifying ordeal of zigazig ah

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by calling it "time theft", the state created a crime that sounds even cooler than simply dicking around while on the clock, something which is already incredibly cool

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they should let you put footnotes on your blocklist so you remember what the final straw was

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love when nonfiction books have a few pages of pictures in the middle. that kicks ass, every book should have a halftime show

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i just watched the lighthouse for the first time why did y'all lie to me he did NOT fuck that old man

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Ska animal

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my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

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Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

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men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office