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everyone’s homework before Dec 20th, 2024 is to play Sonic Adventure 2

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So the Premier of Victoria (an Australian state) posted this on twitter yesterday

Someone shared it on Reddit asking if that was appropriate language for an Australian politician to be using and the entire thread is just Australians saying "only a dickhead would think this is a problem".

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“calories dont count over the holidays” WRONG! calories don’t count ever. stop counting them enjoy ur life

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just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

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He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle

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for hanukkah my mom made me a jewish snoopy w a kippah and a star of david necklace and she secretly also made a scooby doo with a tallit and a star of david and a kippah and his name is scooby jew and he is my best friend

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the fairies and i just made some... figgy pudding

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so many posts seem to start like "shoutout to people who are lonesome farters. and i don't mean tooters who fit into a certain frame of social acceptability i mean honest to god farters." does anyone truly give a fuck

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There will be a lot of posts soon from people sharing how much they achieved in 2024. But in case someone needs to hear this, it's okay if the only thing you did this year was just get through it.... It's ok.

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"we have progressed beyond the tumblr sexyman"

Nah babe, we've effectively regressed back to shaming women for openly liking something unless they write a 3 page disclaimer about how they understand that the sexy morally gray character is actually PrObLeMaTiC and solemnly swear that books and movies will not lead them astray from a life of devout self-denial.

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Oh brother

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Power to the Workers*!

*The term workers here excludes anyone whose self-employed, because that's petit bourgeoise. Also any artists or office workers because again, that's petit bourgeoise. Also anyone whose job is illegal or who has to beg for money, because then you're filthy lumpen with no revolutionary potential. Oh and anyone who works in agriculture, because peasants are all inherently reactionary. Oh, and industrial workers because they're the vanguard of fascism. But other than that, power to the workers!