~Ed~ ~Trans Male~ ~26~ ~Victoria Australia~ ~Was On ABC That One Time With My Dad~
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going to someones blog and they have their pronouns listed as "dey/dem" and youre like "oh ok neopronouns i havent heard of before" but then you start scrolling through deir blog and dey exclusively post in an exaggerated mafia goon voice and now you're genuinely unsure if dey use they/them but spelled it funny as part of the bit or if dey use neopronouns which are an extension of the bit
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dont understand people who "don't like" valentines day... I personally dgaf that its "made up" and "commercialist"... i love heart shaped things and i love everyone in my life. Its really simple
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cartoon piece of garbage tier list. apple core, banana peel, crumpled soda cup, discarded newspaper article that contextualizes the current time period for the time traveling protagonist, etc
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The KING keeps sending his ANNOYING MINIONS after me... No matter! I shall yet again cast them off with my
EVIL WIZARD MAGIC!!!
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Me when someone offhandedly mentions my special interest or something that relates to it
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i just got finished blocking all the spambots that recently followed me but this one is probably the craziest of them all
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Hey do y’all remember when Boeing fucking killed a guy last year. And we all said “huh I guess Boeing fucking killed a guy” and then went on with our lives. And everybody knew that Boeing had fully just fucking executed a guy and nothing came of it. Like there was no police investigation no justice no nothing. Like literally EVERYBODY knew that Boeing had full on murdered a guy to silence him and there wasn’t any consequences for them. Kinda crazy.
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hey quick question bluesky staff. why is this flagged as intolerance
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jack of all trades woman? nono you misheard me, i jack off all tradeswomen
I 🖤 BLUE COLLAR DYKES
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It recently became department policy to purchase all our animal care supplies online and have them shipped, but my work location (public park) doesn't have a mailbox, so we've been getting things shipped directly to the post office. Today I went to pick up a shipment of several hundred superworms but the postal workers are insisting that it's not possible to have packages shipped directly to the post office. I gave them a tracking number which revealed they were delivered a couple days ago and now they're looking for them. Somewhere in the post office are 500 lost worms.
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New York police officer fires his .38 service revolver at almost point-blank range into a piece of bulletproof glass, with a very brave test subject behind it, 1931.
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