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i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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when you have 9 fish tanks and a 60 mg gummy you are At The Aquarium

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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

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some of you guys like really scary pictures tbh

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tumblr user walking into a forest that got cut down and then replanted like 50 years ago: omg... the fae... the old gods...

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tumblr polls

is it rude to blast a youtube video without headphones on public transit

yes, and i would call the cops if this happened

no, getting annoyed at other people is fascist

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This is so sick.

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spanish: cocaina english: cocaine the most intelligent american you have ever seen: with my limitless linguistics knowledge, i determine that this joke transcends language

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you lost yourself to the woke agenda. Stop being a trans man and go back to a cis man

I don't know what to add in response to this ask it's perfect on it's own. I don't want to soil it

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Instagram user jermoids thank you so much for creating this I’ve watched it so many times it’s permanently burned into my retinas

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low poly hate pillar

get rotated idiot

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it's so fun when trans people have multiple names that they use interchangeably. like pronouns weren't enough you needed synonyms too

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