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what if you were stuck with whoever/whatever your icon was for the rest of your life

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Zodiac signs' wake up time

Aries: 7 A.M

Taurus : 9 A.M

Gemini: *never sleeps*

Cancer: 10 A.M

Leo: 12 P.M?? 5 A.M??? It fluctuates

Virgo: 3 A.M but then goes back to sleep and wakes up at 12 P.M

Libra: 2 P.M sometimes even 4 P.M

Scorpio: ??????

Sagittarius: early bird so usually from 6 AM - 9 AM

Capricorn: Time is but an illusion and they sleep whenever they want to and wake up exactly 6.7 hours later

Aquarius: 10:30 A.M

Pisces: only wakes up if awakened

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So dance, fucker, dance They never had a chance No one even knew It was really only you

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“Oh baby!” is a positive cry for excitement

“Oh boy!” Can be excited and pleasantly surprised, but can also be concerned.

“Oh man!’ Is purely a cry of disappointment.

This is what growing up is like.

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are the pumpkin spice lattes really worth all that gloom?

i have had too much coffee

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Age of Ultron and Tumblr

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You know what I miss?  

Doctor Who. I miss being excited about Doctor Who.  

I miss looking forward to streaming the show every week.  I miss being excited for the Christmas special.  I miss the cliffhangers and the recurring characters and the personalities of the individual doctors.  

I just saw an ad for the new series in September and I literally thought “meh.” 

I remember a time where you’d see nothing but the show on your dash, and all the posts had 10,000+ notes because literally everyone loved it and got excited about it.  

I think the idea of fandom lost traction everywhere around the same time the show started doing plot circles, so people lost interest and it died a slow, agonizing death. 

I didn’t ever think it would get here, but it has, and somewhere it makes me sad.  

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you've heard of smol so get ready for

tol

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fun prank: go on dA and look for awful, beginning artists who draw cats/wolves on ms paint and comment on their picture and tell them how great it looks and that they should keep drawing because they’re going to get better and better, and to not be a dick about their drawing skill because they’re still starting out and learning!!!!

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Im Back In  MonsterFalls Hell

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*thinks about suicide squad* *thinks about deadpool* *thinks about batman v superman* *thinks about x-men apocalypse* *thinks about captain america civil war* i’m gonna be the absolute biggest piece of comic book movie trash in 2016 it’s gonna be too lit

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stop scrolling. now.

stop whatever you’re doing

just stop

breathe

you’ll be ok

if you see this, somebody cares

times are tough, but somebody cares.

you should NEVER feel like you deserve to die, and you don’t

don’t do it. not tonight, not tomorrow, not ever

don’t do it because somebody cares

don’t do it because there is so much more to you than sadness

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#studs

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