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[utsxlevshiy]

@guiltburdened asked: 💋 ÷ kiss on the neck (bucky)

Send 💋 and a spot to kiss my muse!

almost feline like, her back arched in and shoulders dropped. a soft sigh escaped her lips before she curled her fingers into her own shirt, the press of soft lips and stubbled skin to her neck almost undid her. head tilted to press back against his chest, she allowed easy access to his demanding lips.

"you still owe me new throwing knives."

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lashes fluttered shut once, twice before arching a brow at the other woman. " what will impress me is not dying." refraining from patting her head, almost to reward her for her honesty, evelyn nudged the other towards the parked svu.

" i picked, now do you want me to break in or you?" she was sure either one of them could get in easily but it seemed she wanted to help the other impress herself.

Friends who get into trouble sentence starters

@domuslux asked: "Do you think that alarm means that we're caught?" ( from Yelena )

inhale. exhale. the annoyance radiating from her frame could practically be visible with how deep it ran. refraining from actually throwing her gun at Yelena, she turned to face her. brows drawn together, eyes drawn to the flashing alarm before exhaling softly. they had other things to worry about then Yelena's poor humor.

" no it's a fire alarm-" hopefully her sarcasm wasn't lost on the other.

[utsxlevshiy]

" until it no longer seems stupid, yes i am."

@strongerthanaman asked: "Honestly, I think the care looks better after we crashed it." (From Stacey of course)

" you also think jumping out of planes with no parachute is a smart idea."

[utsxlevshiy]

"we haven't been made, he's expecting his serbian contact to ring with confirmation that the loading docks are ready." grey hues shifted from the perched woman to the view of their target with annoyance. " we need him to hang up before you take the shot or else we'll spook the serbians.

Let’s stop looking at the scenery, and quickly make our way. - @utsxlevshiy

❝ i'm lookin at the scenary for a reason okay? ❞ she didn't look at the other woman , just pulling away from her scope to get a different view of what she was looking at , before moving her eyes back to her scope. ❝ target in sight. looks like he just got a call. best t'wait and make sure we haven't been made. ❞

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" i know a french burglar who would disagree." she muttered too annoyed with the situation to properly express her dislike for her comment. he had a point with the structure of the chair, turning away from the chair she eyed him. " and once you distract them, hopefully i can get a hold of one of their weapons." That was if they had any on them, so far their kidnapping seemed very lackluster.

@dontstepinmypuddle from [ x ]

" do I look like a regular criminal to you?" grey hues narrowed into slits before turning to eye the room they stayed in. clearly whoever took them seemed too preoccupied to care about security. drumming her fingers on her thigh, the possibilities of weapons ran through her head before locking in on the chair.

"i'm going to have to impale someone."

[utsxlevshiy]

It’s been a crazy few weeks I should be on to reply later today

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Send 💋 and a spot to kiss my muse!

a kiss on the cheek

a kiss on the temple

a kiss on the back of the hand

a kiss on the brow

a kiss on the knuckles

a kiss on the neck

a kiss on the lips

a kiss on the chest

a kiss on the palm

a kiss on the foot

a kiss on the bridge of the nose

a kiss on the stomach

[utsxlevshiy]

my baby looks good but love her as a blonde.

[utsxlevshiy]

Send me a ✆ to know your name / ringtone / picture in my muse's phone.

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Currently editing icons and scrolling feel free to send memes or like this for a starter

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HONKAI IMPACT 3RD SENTENCE STARTER PART 2 - Feel free to change pronouns e.t.c.

“I won’t lose to anyone.”

“Do not fret, I will protect you.“

“I am listening. You can speak.“

“Do you need to rest for a bit?“

“Win against me, and I’ll let you off.”

“Living by myself, isn’t really that bad.”

“Do you want to come drink with me?”

“You say I’m not like before? Heh, perhaps.”

“I don’t need other weapons. Put it away.“

“I can never go back. I know that, I know… “

“Is the battle over? I did pretty well, right?”

“Are you the prime culprit for causing chaos?“

“The problem about age, it gives me a headache.”

“My past… Isn’t really something interesting.“

“Don’t care about me, let me do what I need to.“

“You look very tired, stayed up too late for work?“

“This is my body. I won’t let anyone snatch it away.”

“I will fall into darkness, to return you back to the light.“

“Need to take a small break? Don’t take too much time.“

“I’m not afraid of solidarity. I’m already used to loneliness.”

“The battlefield is coming soon. Are you prepared to fight?”

“Let’s stop looking at the scenery, and quickly make our way.“

“In order to protect this land, I am willing to give my life.“

“Leave hard tasks to me, you shouldn’t dirty your hands.”

“Everything that I got from her, has been given up by me.”

“Sorry, it’s all heavy topics. You probably don’t want to hear it.“

“Properly protect what you love, don’t let them leave you again.”

“I will take your hope with me, and continuing fighting till the end.“

“Even if fate cannot be changed, I’m not running away anymore.“

“If you don’t try the things you can do, then everything is meaningless.“

“As long as *Name here* is safe and sound, nothing else matters to me.”

“You say I dance really cute? Hey, what kind of nonsense are you spouting?!”

“Every task must be done perfectly. For this reason, I will put in every effort!”

“Stop your behaviour! Otherwise, I’ll throw you out from here, do you hear me?!“

“I’m not scared of the darkness, because within the darkness there’s always light.”

“Bury me with your hands. Take up my fury and lament my passing. Take my place and assume your power alone.”

[utsxlevshiy]

@dontstepinmypuddle from [ x ]

" do I look like a regular criminal to you?" grey hues narrowed into slits before turning to eye the room they stayed in. clearly whoever took them seemed too preoccupied to care about security. drumming her fingers on her thigh, the possibilities of weapons ran through her head before locking in on the chair.

"i'm going to have to impale someone."

[utsxlevshiy]

"well isn't that shocking." her quip came out dry, eyes following the bomb before inhaling a breath of frustration. the urge to rub her temple increased after the detonation. Grey hues locked onto the same Mustang before scoffing.

Using the hand she held, Evelyn pulled Yelena back before she could possible continue further. " slow down speed racer, we need a subtle getaway." scanning the area she eyed the black svu with acceptance. " black svu, we blend in got it?"

Friends who get into trouble sentence starters

@domuslux asked: "Do you think that alarm means that we're caught?" ( from Yelena )

inhale. exhale. the annoyance radiating from her frame could practically be visible with how deep it ran. refraining from actually throwing her gun at Yelena, she turned to face her. brows drawn together, eyes drawn to the flashing alarm before exhaling softly. they had other things to worry about then Yelena's poor humor.

" no it's a fire alarm-" hopefully her sarcasm wasn't lost on the other.

[utsxlevshiy]

nobody would give me a mirror. how bad is it? // Heyyy :))

AS SAID BY GARRUS VAKARIAN, updated version  *  assorted dialogue from the mass effect trilogy, adjust as necessary @kingcrossbones

" Well..its not like much has changed to your general appearance." her tone stayed light despite the situation at hand, grey hues strayed to the random strands of shorn hair around the sink. "maybe barber is not in your future."

[utsxlevshiy]

I’ll answer memes in hr or 2 currently at work giving vaccines

[utsxlevshiy]

ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF

ASSORTED QUOTES FROM TUMBLR TEXTPOSTS, X (formerly known as twitter) POSTS, TIKTOK, MEMES, AND OTHER SOURCES AROUND THE INTERNET

CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.

SPECIFY muse for multimuses.

“   Currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance, maybe even a menace or a rascal. ”

“   Hungry? Eat the government. ”

“   Yes, I wanna fuck after every argument. ”

“   Silence, you uneducated peanut! ”

“  They should invent a being alive that isn’t so difficult. ”

“   Women have to think I’m hot or none of this matters. ”

“   Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state. ”

“   Being overdressed is a myth made up by people who didn’t want you to have fun and be sexy. ”

“   What even are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back. ”

“   I LOVE complaining! You can’t take that away from me! ”

“   I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you. ”

“   I’m simultaneously ‘I’m tired of this grandpa��� and ‘that’s too damn bad!’ ”

“   The word ew coming out of a pretty girl’s mouth holds so much power … I think that it can tear apart nations. ”

“   Someone made fun of my shoes and the whole time I just thought of ways to push them out the window. ”

“   If you’re short, simply get taller. ”

“   I better think twice? Buddy I don’t even think once. ”

“   My off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you. ”

“   There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss? ”

“   You are a fool. When you walk, clown music plays. ”

“   I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favorite? ”

“   I really do hate thinking. ”

“   In my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law. ”

“   I’ve done nothing wrong. Except all the atrocities. Besides that, I’m innocent. ”

“   Sorry I couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue. ”

“   Of course you have white hair and trauma. ”

“   So apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress’. ”

“   Stop calling me a bad person just because I’m orchestrating your downfall! ”

“   The more lip gloss I collect the longer I live. ”

“   Sorry that I am obsessed with you in the unhealthiest way possible. As if it's my fault ”

“   The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self esteem. ”

“   I could be your loser boyfriend. Do you ever think about that? ”

“   Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday, but god wont let me die so I’m back ”

“   What do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism? What do you mean my problems are still here? ”

“   Academic validation is required for my sanity. ”

“   RIP to everyone killed by the gods for hubris but I’m different and better. Maybe even better than the gods. ”

“   Researching the stages of grief to see if I can get them finished in ten minutes tops. ”

“   My parents were like I’m gonna make a child that is so beyond help. ”

“   It’s not easy to admit when you’re wrong, and that’s why I won’t do it. ”

“   Why can’t this family ever have a funky good time? ”

“   How do I show people that I’m more than my unethical career choice? ”

“   I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out. ”

“   You look so biteable today. ”

“   Why am I suffering? I have so many correct opinions and takes. ”

“   I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST THAT I CANNOT GO BACK TO! anyways ”

“   Challenging authority, angering gods. The family business. ”

“   Third base is me telling you about my father. ”

“   Hey girl. Plagued by terrifying visions? ”

“   Got caught giving a fuck. Embarrassing. ”

“   I didn’t ‘miss’ the red flags; I saw them and thought that they looked sexy. ”

“   Do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot? ”

“   I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams. ”

“   Another day of being a bisexual disaster. ”

“   I’m going to let myself be a little unhinged today, as a treat. ”

“   Some of you act like murder is such a big deal. ”

“   You wanna hunt me for sport so bad that it makes you look stupid. ”

“   You’re not a girlboss unless you’ve killed someone. ”

“   It’s so weird how no one ever has correct opinions about things except for me. ”

“   Hello, my love — I mean, my rival ”

“   No one is calling me baby and it’s outrageous I can’t believe it. ”

“   No talking stage. Mutual obsession and you see god in my eyes or nothing. ”

“   I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOOKUP CULTURE DIE IN MY ARMS ”

“   Yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now? ”

“   Affection is disgusting. Drown me in it. ”

“   I am gatekeeping my respect from you. ”

“   Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. ”

“   I am equal parts fuck around and find out and please don’t yell at me I’ll cry. ”

“   Short legs, big butt. I’m a corgi. ”

“   Fuck being the bigger person; I’m going to start biting people. ”

“   Well that wasn’t very slay of you! ”

“   May I please get a crumb of affection? ”

“   I crave power! Please don’t yell, though; I’m sensitive. ”

“   You call it a near death experience; I call it a vibe check from God. ”

“   Here are some scissors. Now cut it out. ”

“   Might commit a little tomfoolery, maybe even some shenanigans. ”

“   All these flavors, and you choose to be salty. ”

“   How can I live, laugh, love in these conditions? ”

“   What if I said ‘to be honest’ but then lied? ”

“   I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud. ”

“   Yes I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it honestly. ”

“   Debates are stupid. Why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me? ”

“   I forget but I do NOT forgive.. I'm just walking around hating bitches can't remember why ”

“   Ding dong your opinion is wrong! ”

“   I’m coming for your kneecaps. ”

“   You dropped your nose you fucking clown. ”

“   Are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. ”

“   Call me an escalator, because I let people down. ”

“   I love me a good lesbian scandal! ”

“   If you can’t run away from your problems, you’re not running fast enough. ”

“   Everything I want to do is illegal. ”

“   Don’t make me hit your ankle with my Barbie scooter! ”

“   I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke. ”

“   Fuck! I dropped my mental stability! ”

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AS SAID BY GARRUS VAKARIAN, updated version  *  assorted dialogue from the mass effect trilogy, adjust as necessary

i can't find any hard evidence.

good luck, [name]. maybe they'll listen to you.

i'm coming with you.

sometimes it feels like the rules are only there to stop me from doing my work.

i just couldn't take it anymore.

maybe i can get the job done my way for a change.

if you're wrong, we'll pay for it. but if you're right, and we did nothing, i think we'd regret it a whole lot more.

i thought you were dead.

it sure is good to see a friendly face.

at least it's not hard to find criminals here. all i have to do is point my gun and shoot.

my feelings got in the way of my better judgement.

i'll make you a deal. you get me out of here alive, and i'll tell you the whole damn thing.

nobody would give me a mirror. how bad is it?

don't make me laugh, damn it.

some women find facial scars attractive.

i'm fit for duty whenever you need me.

when i got to the meeting point, no one was there.

kill you? no. but i don't mind slowing you down a little.

what do you want from me, [name]?

i know you want to talk about this... but i don't. not yet.

it's so much easier to see the world in black and white. gray... i don't know what to do with gray.

my instincts are what got me into this mess.

never knew you had a weakness for men with scars.

well, why the hell not? there's nobody in this galaxy i respect more than you.

if we can figure out a way to make it work, then... yeah. definitely.

you're about the only friend i've got left in this screwed-up galaxy.

you don't ever have to worry about making me uncomfortable. nervous, yes... but never uncomfortable.

i brought wine.

your hair looks... good. and your waist is... very supportive.

hopefully that's not offensive in human culture.

i want something to go right. just once.

think you can win this thing, [name]?

i'm pretty sure we'll still need giant guns... and lots of them.

so... is this the part where we shake hands?

the scars are starting to fade. i remember they drove you wild.

i've been doing some more research on human customs.

glad to know my romantic skills made an impression.

let's not go there.

i can afford the good stuff.

what about you? i'm starting to see some wear and tear.

don't forget to come up for air. and not just because all these people need you. because i need you.

if you're suggesting i'm scared... game on.

still trying to make me blush, huh?

i'd be lying if i said i didn't hope it would inspire a certain... mood.

it seemed like you needed time to... figure us out.

the worst part about the galaxy going to hell would've been never getting to see you again.

not saying you don't know how to handle a gun. just saying some of us know how to make it dance.

i've actually seen you dance. no comment.

i know there are other things you're good at.

probably not a lot of air in here. an hour if we're lucky.

so tell me. think a girl would fall for that?

it gets even better when you try it in bed.

you don't lack for places to get lost.

did we break anything last night?

you'll find a way to win. and when this is over, i'll be waiting for you.

if this thing goes sideways and we both end up there... meet me at the bar. i'm buying.

forgive the insubordination, but your boyfriend has an order for you.

come back alive. it'd be an awfully empty galaxy without you.

we're in this 'til the end.

we didn’t kill these people. and we’re going to shut down the bastards who did.

looks like we’ve got a siege on our hand.

if anyone needs fresh clips or a bathroom break, now’s the time.

oh crap!

guess he didn’t like the food.

looks like we got the jump.

pretty extreme, but those were desperate times.

we won’t get a second chance.

that was me, sorry.

nothing like being stranded.

we’ll do more than that.

just the usual minor flesh wound.

what would these people have done if we hadn’t shown up?

i was there when you two had your thing, remember? just get a room and work it out.

stay angry. we’ll need it to get through this.

drinks will be on me.

one of my favorite places to fight!

i’m hard to kill. you should know that.

it’s gonna be bad all over.

for whatever it’s worth, i’m with you.

you’ve waited long enough for this day.

just wait ‘til this war is over.

you came along and warmed my heart with your winning personality.

maybe you’d like to go work for them instead?

how do i not have one of those?

surprise on our side for once. i like it.

brutal, but it makes a certain kind of sense.