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Saint Scully patron saint of the weirdo freaks

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my actual coming out story is in fifth grade a guy named asa was like "hey are you a faggot" and i was like what's that 😨 and he was like "it means you like boys" and i was like ohhhhh then yes ☺️ and then i got home from school and was like hey mom guess what i am ☺️

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severance crack pt. 1/??

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one time a ranger 1 (so not law enforcement) at the state park where i worked was getting rid of a bunch of clothes so he put them all in garbage bags and dropped them off at the bunkhouse where all the seasonal employees lived and he said we could go through them before he donated them and we all took a tshirt or two and then a month later we were throwing a party and I was like "we should all wear his clothes to the party" and he came in and it took him like an hour and five drinks to suddenly be like "wait a minute.................."

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If Jesus came back right now his ass wouldn't be in a church he'd be at the soup kitchen then he'd go home and play Fortnite for 16 hours straight then post a tweet saying "the pope doesn't know shit about fuck" before passing out

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some of you severance watchers would really be refiner of the quarter every quarter huh. some of u just accept the curtains as blue .. .

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(audio clip from angel_doescomedy)

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guess what i’ve been watching

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she’s my new obsession

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Sometimes I can't believe this is all really happening Sometimes I can't believe that I'm really sitting here Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful stapler!" Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful chair!"

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The work is mysterious and important!

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my coworker be losing her fucking mind bro LMAOOOO what is this

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Employee of the month

Helly R piece for severance, based on Norman Rockwell's "Double Take" Saturday Evening Post Cover from March 1, 1941. props to this show, weird punk art saves lives

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