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saw this post

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a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

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💥TWO WEEKS TILL THE GARFZINE: 3RD EDITION PREORDER ENDS!💥

Did you know we have a bunch of new stuff available this year? 🙀 A free tear-out poster, a mini-zine charm, wearable merch and MORE??? 🙀😸‼️

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finally posting my sketch piece for the @garfieldzine! (issue 3!) it was great to be a part of this :) and preorders are still open!! so go check it out! :)

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My Illustration for the 3rd edition of @garfieldzine !!

Preorders are still open for a bit!!

Go check out all the Amazing! #artist that helped spread the love of #Garfield ✨🕺🧡

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well, well. you thought it would be fun having an icecreamgirl gf. you thought it would be cool that she's plural and has three flavors. now she's trying to conquer europe, and you come crying to me

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Nintendogs Dalmatian & Friends (2005)

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Okay, that’s IT. As a bisexual ranch dressing supporter I just can’t continue to follow you in good conscience. Why do you industrial carpet shippers all think it’s okay to use bland women as a scapegoat for premium disco culture? Maybe if you actually bothered to read the ukranian degeneracy thesis you’d understand batman’s suntan technique, but I guess you’re just too busy making free insurance consultation posts, so whatever. Blocked, flambéed and unfollowed.

being on mobile and seeing the random generated ask before the warning about it made this an experience

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when you hit 26 your only options are kill yourself or keep on living . this also happens everyday

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You could never be my prince 🥀

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crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this

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i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

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we need to ban the word hyperfixation okay... you have a HOBBY you have an INTEREST