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† 。 I ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ I ᴡᴀs ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴠᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴀ ғᴇᴡ ᴛɪᴍᴇs sɪɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇɴ 。 †
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me: *is tiny* me: (ง •̀_•́)ง
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I’m a mess of a person but I’m loyal and I’ll love you with everything I have.
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( yanfi )
Coffee was, in Yifan’s honest opinion, one of the most delightful scents on the planet, and yet this morning there was no easy way of enjoying such a love in liquid form when he was already running slightly late to a free seminar his favorite professor was giving. And then there was the head space argument of one never knows when they’re actually late. But why test fate? He knew that much to be an awful idea.
After finally escaping the crowded Starbucks with a warm blonde roast coffee in hand and turning onto the corner of an even more crowded street, the sight Yifan would then see went against everything he knew. His reaction also went against everything he knew, because spit takes in movies always appeared ridiculous without even a lick of reality to them. Why would anyone react in such a way to any news at all never made sense to him. Regardless, he would feel a little thankful for wearing a darker shirt; god forbid he enter a seminar looking like a buffoon.
But this…. this certainly made being late- no, even missing the seminar worth it.
Before the eyes of whomever was looking (Yifan included), a notebook scattering papers like rain appears out of nowhere above a girl on a bench, smacking her to his near amusement if he hadn’t been spitting out the coffee he had just sipped. No. No? “W-what the fuck!” Yifan couldn’t help but shout in Chinese, involuntarily drawing attention away from the girl and receiving a few scowls shot at him. A nervous wave of his empty hand shrugged them off as his eyes darted between the girl and his now warm shirt. Quickly he joined her in gathering the papers, coffee set on the bench, and asked, “What was that?” Eyes darting above them, he glanced for an open window, something that could signify a reasonable answer for what had just happened. Yet he could not shake the sight of the purple glow moments prior.
∘∘∘ it wasn’t that she wasn’t paying attention. she’d definitely been paying attention. but... she probably should have taken the distant sound of exclamation ( even if it wasn’t in a language she knew ) as reason to worry. but no, she’d been busy muttering to herself about foolishness and how summoning spells were going to be the death of her one day.
the unfamiliar figure that suddenly appeared by her surprised her though. a visible jolt of shock running through her even if he was only initially helping her pick up papers. until that question. oh no. oh NO.
a little laugh escaped her lips, nervousness evident in her voice and the way her cheeks flushed straight to the tips of her ears and across the bridge of her nose. tucking some of the papers into a little pile before moving to reach for more, she tried to think of a way to dismiss things. but of course, all that came out was...
❝ what was what? ❞
a+ distraction techniques, usagi. really. just brilliant. maybe she would get lucky and he hadn’t actually seen anything. maybe just questioning why her papers were everywhere. like any concerned, helpful person would be. maybe. oh god, she hoped...
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( hoodsandgalaxies )
‘most friends’, she said. you’d think anyone who’d been around jason long enough would know that he was about as far from 'most friends’ behavior as anyone could possibly get. at least he brought character and beer? small blessings, he supposed. “but bunny, i’m so above average it’s a little sad for all the normal people out there. anyway, this is hanging out. i sit very carefully while you patch me up and we talk about how fucking stupid i, and some other people you are.” so maybe he had interesting experiences with friends, but that seemed as close to normal as jason could get with his line of work. with a wink and a small wince, he let himself in, patting her shoulder in thanks. “you’re good people, bun.”
∘∘∘ turning as he spoke, she moved towards where she kept her stash of first aid stuff, sneaking in a few of her own homemade salves into the box that would speed up the healing process noticeably. pausing for a moment, she grabbed one of her potions as well and poured it into a glass, filling it with water afterwards to mask it before shuffling back out. the potion would get the bleeding to stop and the rest would be up to the salves and normal first aid.
❝ you know the drill. plant yourself in a chair and start telling me how it happened, ❞ bunny answered with a soft smile on her lips, interested to hear what it had been this time.
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I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that
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☾ Oh my god. I have 14 drafts to do. I’m sorry for being away and making people wait so much! I’ll be working on replies now. On another note, if you’re interested in plotting, hit me up. ☽
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I AM: outgoing, a sister, overwhelmed, helpful, kind, overweight, tall, caring, a shopaholic, energetic, hopeful, smart, over 18, religious, sexually active, a mother, a good singer, ugly, insecure, a natural blonde, a leader, shy, inquisitive, determined, thirsty, frustrated, registered to vote, independent, hungry, self-conscious, a hard worker, skinny, paranoid, in love, a college/uni student, a dreamer, a movie buff, usually happy, easily entertained, quiet, a daddy’s girl, a smoker, employed, happy with my life, anxious, a pothead, healthy, on a desktop.
I HAVE: an iphone, a laptop, anxiety, drugs, a tumblr, an addiction, a dog, my own car, a degree, a job, trust issues, a temper, a brother, a big house, blue eyes, a lot of clothes, a twin bed, a big family, netflix, to pee, odd taste in music, a large book collection, fast internet, a big imagination, my license, curly hair, a small butt, short hair, a messy room, acne, a phobia, big boobs, a medical condition, an awkward smile, some kind of collection, taken over 1,000 surveys, a personal blog that nobody sees but me, gotten lost while driving, been to warped tour, big feet, bills to pay, a lot of strong opinions, a pool, an xbox, a cold, a lot of music, more than two piercings.
I WANT: a boyfriend, more money, a better body, to adopt, to move out, a new computer, to lose weight, something I cannot have, food, a baby, my hair to grow out, a new life, to be more confident, a tattoo, fast food, alcohol, more friends, to go on vacation, to see a new movie coming out, to go shopping, a new phone, a piercing, concert tickets, someone to hang out with, to start working out, to be famous, to see a certain someone, more clothes, to donate blood, bigger boobs, someone to cuddle with, a job, smaller thighs, to learn how to play an instrument, my favorite band to release a new album, someone to love, a new pet, to go to sleep, to grow up, to change something about my personality, breakfast food, them to make a new pokemon game, a new ipod, a popsicle, to learn a new skill, to be more organized, to go to college, someone to bring me breakfast in bed.
I THINK: abortion is wrong, I’ll die young, I’m a good person, I’m going to hell, pickles are gross, a lot of popular things are overrated, God is real, people underestimate me, my taste in music is perfect, I need a new layout, I’m pretty responsible, gay marriage should be legal, I’m going to dye my hair soon, I’m funny, I’m going to make a huge decision soon, my parents hate me, I’m pretty, I have a mental disorder, I annoy people, something is seriously wrong with me, of better days, a lot of Disney Channel stars grow up to be trash, The Hunger Games is overrated, the best things in life are free, popular music is pretty awful, I could be a vegan, I’ll make a good father/mother, I spend too much money on clothes, I’m too good for guys my age, I worry too much, goths are scary, the survey community is dying, politics are stupid, foreign languages are interesting, hipsters are annoying, bolding surveys are the best, everything is better with cheese, I will be alone forever, I might go to bed soon, I may try something new soon, I’m pretty boring, I may never stop taking surveys, McDonald’s is gross, celebrities are overpaid, people use me a lot, Valentine’s Day is a joke, nobody is truly original.
I LOVE: animals, shopping, cooking, going to concerts, jewelry, glitter, reading, bright colors, make up, taking pictures, hot showers, texting, going to the theater, children, anime, being girly, working out, my life, where I live, summer, fruit, candles, photography, eating, learning, rainy days, walking, painting my nails, doing my hair, music, facebook, feeling needed, getting comments, tumblr, helping others, volunteering, cuddling, chewing gum, youtube, dresses, touch screens, decorating, writing, finding money in my pockets, Comedy Central.
I HATE: cleaning, driving, big crowds, politics, religion, my period, musicals, talking on the phone, crying, fast food, going to the doctor, meat, vegetables, sitcoms, long fingernails, bad grammar, cocky people, being single, facial hair, having no signal, losing, working, doing the dishes, bugs, children, straight edge kids, racists, going to the dentist, going to school, arguing, hospitals, being pale, having scars, hot weather, wearing socks, listening to the radio, animal cruelty, having stubbly legs, stretched ears, wearing glasses, when nobody texts me back, anime, having nothing to do, when I have stray hairs stuck to my shirt, waiting, bad hair days.
Survey #28; Bold what's true; Unique
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oh god royal aus
“your country’s trying to take over/annex my country and you’re making it difficult to hate you because you’re so nice and attractive stop it” au
“we’ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time we’ve met and your portraits really don’t do you justice” au
“i’m a prince/ss and you’re a servant and we’re not supposed to hang out but we’re gonna fall in love anyways” au
“i’m a prince/ss and you’re my bodyguard and we’re so not supposed to bang but we kind of did anyways” au (bonus: limo sex is great sex)
princess diaries style “i grew up not knowing i was royal and suddenly my royal grandparent showed up out of nowhere and told me i was so now i guess i’m the heir to the throne and you’re my crush from my pre-royal days but i still have a crush on you” au
alternately, “i grew up not knowing i was royal and now i guess i’m heir to a throne and you’re the guy who’s supposed to be teaching me how to be royal bc i suck at it and oops we made out” au
“i’m a prince/ss from a small country nobody’s heard of and i’m in college pretending not to be royal and you’re another student who’s always calling me out on my bs” au
“my country’s going through some issues so i’m here in hiding and you’re a civilian who lives in the same apartment complex as me” au
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✿ - I’m too shy to talk to you ✩ - You inspire me ☼ - You make me smile ☏ - I wish we’d talk more ✌- I want to get to know you ☺ - I want to be your friend #- I want to thank you ✓ - I like you ♣ - I want to cuddle you ❀ - I think I’m falling for you * - I want to kiss you ♥ - I’m in love with you 愛 - I love you ∞ - I want to date you © - Will you be mine? (´・ω・`) - I’ll pay you 350,000 yen for anal
put a symbol in my ask
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some reincarnation AUs
I fell in love with you three lifetimes ago and I’ve been looking for you ever since but I’ve been starting to give up and my friends’s new crush has your eyes and oh god I’m not going to steal someone’s date just because I’m hoping you’re the person I met in a past life (jk yes I am)
I’ve met you in every single lifetime and I always hope it will work out but it doesn’t but I’ll still keep finding you again because those few days/months/years together with you are always so worth it
I meet and fall in love with you in every lifetime at the same age but your age is always different so it never works out and for the first time I’m meeting you when we’re the same age and I’m horrified that I might fuck this up
I skipped like four cycles of reincarnation and I know you’re pissed at me for leaving you all those lifetimes but it wasn’t my fault please please will you take me back
We only remember each other in alternating lifetimes so every lifetime we have to find one another and convince each other that we’re soul mates but half the time I won’t believe you and half the time you’re already dating someone else
I don’t know how to tell you this but the reason you didn’t see me in our last reincarnation cycle is because for some fucked up reason I was reincarnated as your dog
We keep reincarnating as people who speak different languages and it’s kind of pissing me off because I can never initially confirm if it’s you but at least I keep learning a bunch of cool new languages each lifetime
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My personality:
I’m loud.
I’m quiet.
I’m obnoxious.
I’m sarcastic.
I’m cocky.
I cry easily.
I have a bad temper.
I’m easy to get along with.
I have more enemies than friends.
I’ve smoked.
I’ve smoked weed.
I drink coffee.
I clean my room daily.
My appearance:
I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
I wear makeup.
I wear contacts.
I wear glasses.
I have braces.
I change my hair colour often.
I straighten my hair often.
I have a piercing.
I have small feet.
Relationships:
I’m in a relationship now.
I’m single.
I’m crushin’.
I’m always scared of being hurt.
An ex has physically abused me at least once.
I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
I’ve been in love more than two times.
I believe in love at first sight.
I believe lust is more important than love.
Friendships:
I have a best friend.
I have at least ten friends.
I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
I’ve beaten up a friend.
I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.
Experiences:
I’ve been on a plane.
I’ve been on a train.
Someone close to me has passed away.
I’ve taken a taxi.
I’ve taken a city bus.
I’ve gone bungee jumping.
I’ve made a speech.
I’ve been in some sort of club.
I’ve won an award.
I’ve spent 24 hours on the computer straight.
I’ve been in a physical fight.
Music:
I listen to R&B.
I listen to country.
I listen to kpop.
I listen to techno.
I listen to rock.
I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
I hate the radio.
I download music.
I buy CD’s.
Family Life:
I get along with both of my parents.
My biological parents are still together.
I have at least one brother.
I have at least one sister.
I have at least one step brother/sister.
I have at least one half brother/sister.
I’ve been kicked out of the house.
I’ve ran away from my home.
I’ve sworn at my parent(s).
I’ve made my parents cry.
I’ve lied to my parents.
I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded.
Hair:
I’ve been brown.
I’ve had streaks.
I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
I’ve been blonde.
I’ve had black.
I’ve been red.
I’ve been light brown.
I’ve been blue/green.
I’ve gotten my hair thinned.
I use conditioner.
I’ve used silk therapy.
I’ve used hot oil treatments.
I’ve curled my hair.
I’ve straightened my hair.
I’ve ironed my hair.
I’ve braided my hair.
School:
I’ve yelled at a teacher.
I’ve been suspended.
I’ve had an in-school suspension.
I’ve been sent to the principals office.
I’ve walked out of class.
I’ve skipped an entire day of school.
I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class.
I’ve cheated on a test.
I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test.
I’ve failed Art.
I’ve failed P.E.
I’ve failed Math.
I’ve failed another class.
A teacher has called my parents.
For Muse
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