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Oh, to peacefully rest one againts another after a particularly bad Defiant mission. I really like how this turned out!! :D I was going to apologize for overposting, but I'm on a roll and this is tumblr so who cares.
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physicist seeing a group of six things: omg... just like quarks from my standard model...
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People who say “ugh i love data, he’s so me” are correct. I’m just saying. People should be more like Data. Get your hands caught in Chinese finger traps and watch conversations instead of fully being in them, and when you do, be as awkward as possible. Get yourself a friend so good that you don’t even need feelings to appreciate them, even though everyone know’s you really do have feelings, in your own way. Get a cat. Decide to grow a beard. Become obsessed with Sherlock holmes and accidentally learn how to tap dance for a wedding. Data lovers have everything.
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Why don’t we ever talk about the fact that leonard nimoy had to walk off set because of tooth pain and show up at his dentist dressed as spock
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horror movie night at the vulcan embassy (real)
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When you're driving home at night and you meet a Ford F-150 on the road

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Someone who hasn’t watch Star Trek, please explain this picture
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i guess i have a new blorbo now
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This is your Major speaking. We are aware there's duck quacking playing at odd intervals in random locations of the ship and is increasing in frequency. We have not found the source yet. Please try not to go crazy in the meantime. Major out
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*Exile speeds by, loudly playing train sounds from its speakers*
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"There is a Blep indicated on the tricorder readings Captain."
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People who are deeply affectionate of each other
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discovered this screenshot i have no memory of in my cloud.
he has skipped his desk and is straight up in his lap now. there is literally an empty chair RIGHT THERE...
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(a nice art prompt I got): separated at last
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Man trap men trapped
Putting them inside boxes for my own amusement
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