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The pink thong is really what pulls it all together I think

im so sorry

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BONK!

Tw: Blood

Wesh alors

Wesh alors

I actually like painting on digital, somehow. Thanks to Oblique for the help for the colors once again (I still didn't follow to the end whoops). As for Gravitytrips, if you're reading this, your request will be made shortly.

I made this as a palate cleanser because Scout, despite the fucking projection that can be made, is still a mercenary.

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He is sad <:(

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Line work dump.

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If any of you have requests, I'd be happy to hear them, despite not having much of a following. I mean drawing requests.

Though do remember that I'm french -can't forget that one, it's my entire personality- so you have the right to insult me in my ask box too <3 (I'm a full grown man)

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Ils feraient TELLEMENT ce genre de choses ces petits bâtards (j'ai lu avec la voix de Maël Davan Soulas en plus ça passe crème)

Okay this is such a great addition to the French speaking Scout headcanon though, 

And another reason why teaching French to Scout would be such a bad idea too

I can’t translate the 1st panel because it’s a French specific wordplay but you can be sure it’s a good old dad joke- but here’s the rest of the French: 

2nd panel Scout: “You’re so stupid” (affectionate, ofc)

4th panel Scout: “Well, Sniper? What’s the matter? You didn’t aim properly at the jar while p*ssing this morning?” “Kinda sucks for a marksman, no?” 

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Someone made the observation that Spy should be in the lady's place; so I will draw this again taking the formal complaint in consideration.

The only reason I ever draw Spy is because of Scout ma.

They don't serve as much cunt as the original but I don't think it's possible to be perfectly honest.

For those who followed me from Rope Burns, I'm so sorry, the appearances are deceiving, I'm a prime shitposter. But do not fret, I'll probably find more angsty shit to draw.

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Me when I realize I can draw whatever the fuck I want:

Ok but I watched the Barbie movies recently (as written in the post but the non french won't understand 😈😈) and I can't believe my biggest fandoms are Team fortress 2 and the Barbie universe.

These movies taught me more than my parents, gave me a liking for dance, for drawing and for classical music. Seriously.

So I decided, as a treat for me, Scout as a fucking ballerina. And nobody could stop me.

Also, I love pointe shoes, their appearance is so pleasing to me for some reason.

Don't be shy and suggest what ballets he'd be dancing in. Personally I think he'd make a great Carmen. Or he'd be a great Kitri. I don't know, I see him taking up pretty energetic roles.

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Who's cooking P.1

Bonus under the cut.

Intense dilemma from Sniper and better view of Demo.

Love the headcanon that stipulates they have one Merc assigned to cook for everybody on a rotating schedule one/every night in a week (9 days?).

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Christ in hell this style is just unfathomably satisfying

Camper Van Helsing

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Rope burns.

Closeup! Yes his pupil is off center, yes it's on purpose, yes there are mistakes in the shading, no it's not on purpose.

@gravitytrips , here is what you requested! Scout angst. I love the people that headcanon he's got trauma from being hanged twice.

I felt like shit so I tried to convey how shitty I felt through this drawing.

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Fem Fortress Comic redraw!

Of course here is the OG panel and the characters used. I have such a huge crush on Sniper's bio mom. Lar-Nah I love you.

So Pauling is Spy, obviously. My fem Fortress mercs are essentially already existing characters that I twisted into the Merc roles. I don't like creating OCs, as peculiar as that is. There is no dialogue (I was too lazy), but if there was, it'd be along the lines of:

Spy: "I wonder where the rest of the team is."

Sniper: "Mmh, well I wonder when I'll be able to get my hands on wine and pants. But of course we have to worry about everybody else's wellbeing before mine.

And the "give us your coat" interaction would be reversed, with Pauling trying to force her jacket on Lar-Nah while she refuses to wear something drenched in blood (she's also ironically drenched in blood.)

Holy shit that was a lot of talking.

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Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up shut up shut up shut up

Closeup.

I don't know which one I'd be, but I bet I wouldn't enjoy being in Scout's shoes right now.

To me this counts as speeding bullet because physical violence is a form of Love in my book.

Also sorry for the blood. Bon appétit to the Americans in Albuquerque.

Oh big thanks to @oblique-lane also for the help even if I didn't follow his advice completely (I'm a bad student).

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Scout as a Bunny Girl. That's the post.

Closeup.

Idea taken from @starlightsinger32 's fic "Tricks and Treats". It was so hilarious I had to do it, hope it's to your taste m8.

Also, I'm moving my Team Fortress 2 art from @useradeers-tf2-problem to this account, if y'all don't mind.

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Ain't no way. Deadpool Fanart in SEPTEMBER. I hate this guy btw, fuck him.

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Kaldera takes revenge on Proxima Midnight.

This took me A VERY LONG TIME to make.

I am a huge fan of the Guardians of the Galaxy, which led me to the Nova comics. They are fantastic. Highly recommend. Currently reading Nova #2017

Close-up:

Black & White:

Probably my favorite project that I've worked on. Don't praise me for the marble texture though, I had to copy that one. The rest is entirely my doing.

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Pride in Zombillénium.