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i always see posts about the appeal of scary dommes but i’ll always be a sweet, angelic domme. it’s cute if i make him nervous just by being pretty—i get nervous around hot guys too—but i don’t want him to be afraid of me.

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English spelling isn't that hard to understand as long as you also understand French orthography, Dutch orthography, the Great Vowel Shift, the Latin language, the history of the printing press, and the etymology of every word introduced to English in the last 600 years

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petplay? oh you mean that kink for burnt-out neurodivergent people with abandonment issues who need simple easy directions and assurance that the person giving them will still be there at the end of the night. yeah i got you i know what you're talking about

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you hear me slurping whimpering and moaning next to you and you look over and im just eating an aple

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this isn’t fun anymore i need a kiss

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honey i understand that you're in heat and you made it very clear that you wanted "cock for breakfast" but the best i can do right now is french toast, i'm sorry

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my aspiration in life is to be the reason a man is burying his face in a pillow trying not to moan

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Hey, you know what I really really hate?

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i love doms who don't just use physical aggression to show that they're in control but instead know everything that turns you on and know exactly how to use it to turn your brain off. Imagine pinning your partner down and they say "silly puppy, you don't have to do that" and running their fingers though your hair as your elbows start to buckle and you fall right into their arms. You keep struggling until they gently press your face into their chest so the only thing you can smell is their musk, and then calling you a good boy once you stop struggling banishing any thought of dominance from your mind.

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@swampthing07

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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

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Update: I don't need him OR his stupid fucking tits anymore!

God I need him and his stupid fucking tits

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🥴 darling why must you cater to my one specific kink

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damn the never ending dilemma of wanting to be hugged and held gently and sweetly but also wanting to be fucked into the mattress so hard i can’t think

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God I need him and his stupid fucking tits

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"I have problems" - Twenty One Pilots or something

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ovulation horny is not safe for anyone