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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
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Judge Judy probably gets mad when she’s home sick and the only thing on T.V. is her own show
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Mark Sheppard as Crowley in Supernatural
Episode 6x10: Caged Heart
Bonus:
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One taught him pain
One taught him more pain
One taught him even more pain
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are u ever so attracted to someone that u just groan internally every time u see them like it’s physically painful how attractive they are
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small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on
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Procrastination can be replaced by productivity if significance is derived
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Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
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Today my phone autocorrected duck to fuck and I felt like I'd made it in life
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No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder
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I know of no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
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u know what's great? im not in highschool anymore
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Giant Panda cubs in China on October 28, 2015. © Pandapia
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jared being a pouty cutie pie uwu
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