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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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I increasingly think publications like Cracked and Mad Magazine served a load bearing cultural purpose keeping young straight guys from developing extreme reactionary opinions.

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"It doesn't help your credibility to exaggerate, most employers wouldn't literally work you to death" like, I used to work in distribution. If booking a truck driver for back to back shifts until they fall asleep at the wheel, crash, and die counts as being worked to death, I have personally met employers who've worked employees to death and gotten away with a slap on the wrist. It may not be universal, but it's a hell of a lot more common than a lot of us would prefer to think.

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i’ll beat the shit outta mark zuckerberg stupid ass. he look like lloyd from outer space. that bitch ass taper fade and middle of the mall chain pisses me the fuck off. and he got some fuckin nerve talmbout let’s bring real masculinity back. like all shade he gives the same energy as the temple boys that were giving philosophers blumpkins at the roman latrines.

and the real tea about him, elon, donald, jeff, all them slackjawed bug eyed freak ass losers is that you can tell that they don’t have positive self-perception at all. the main motivator behind their push to fascism isn’t that they truly think they’re superior. it never gave that. they need so badly to position themselves above everyone else because they think that it will trick the world into finally affirming them out of being a slouching failure to humanity.

they think we can’t see that every morning, each one of them wipes the toothpaste off their mouths and looks in the mirror for .2 seconds then averts their gaze so as not to allow the organ deep self-loathing settle in their eyes. but it’s clear. that nigga been a loser his whole life and no amount of money or success has ever changed that. if he did the world a favor and killed himself, he could finally say that he’s no longer a fucking loser.

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since it’s a scary time to be trans: refuge restrooms is an app which maps gender-neutral/single-stall restrooms. it’s community-mapped, so it’s possible you might be the first person to log the restroom locations, but hopefully it’ll help some people.

please reblog this post if you’ve got trans followers. stay safe.

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via NYPost: Immigration and Customs Enforcement is preparing to launch a “big f–king operation” across sanctuary cities — including Chicago and New York — immediately after President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration, multiple sources told The Post.

Starting Jan. 21, multi-day “ground operations” will be launched across cities that have served as safe havens for migrants because the local authorities do not cooperate with the federal government when it comes to immigration issues, sources said.

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow

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Nothing sucks more than finding out someone you liked is a fan of hazbin hotel

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estrogen will not turn you into a cute anime girl but it will turn you into some random girl you'd find on the train or at the store

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i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

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bro thay put transgender in me

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not to bring up arcane again but i’m beginning to get deeply annoyed by jayvik not because it’s bad but because it’s actually that good. this was not supposed to be your fucking show

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Of all criticisms of the USA and its culture, the one I never understood was that our restaurant portions are too big. Like what do you mean?? You are paying all this money and you want less food? Take that shit home for lunch that's another good meal or get stoned outta your gourd and eat it all

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I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks