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2 very unserious scientists in a room, discussing a new name for a cat breed:

"Ey boss, we need to name this weird cat thing from Egypt." "So it's from Egypt. What does it sound like" "Well...it meows" "Yep, yep, yep. That's it. Poifect name right there."

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As a northern German I've always had a general distaste of Bavaria and I've always assumed it was because of the general divide between the rest of Germany and Bavaria and its perceived snobbery but it finally dawned on me.

When I was but a wee lad, there was a big news story of how the first wild brown bear in 170 years had been sighted in Bavaria, and instead of trying to capture it alive, they straight up fuckin shot it because it was """dangerous""" and """a nuisance""". That is why I dislike that place ever since my childhood.

I mean for gods sake, the bear was named Bruno. The perfect name for a bear and you just killed him in cold blood because someone named Franzl or Hansl in bumfuck Bavaria couldn't eat his Weißwurst in peace because of a bear minding his own business and existing. Nuke Bavaria.

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OBSERVE

HE

For those who are interested in acquiring he, here is the link where I found him: https://www.woodenheart.ie/products/brown-bear-holztiger-wooden-animals

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Hey, I've been feeling pretty good for once in quite some time and I even have some money from Christmas and my Birthday to spend on something I would like.

The demon of misfortune that is ever present in my life, clutching my 8 year old GPU which has been miraculously working until now:

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Here's a tip for when you have to deal with an .webp file: Just rename it and change the filename to .png and it works just fine, no need to convert it or anything.

Hope this saves everyone from the brimstone hatred whenever the accursed file format is downloaded.

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Me, about 5 months ago: "you know, I've never used Twitter in my life before. I mean sure, it's probably bad but surely it can't be as bad as everyone says it is" 12 minutes later: " Yeah no, it's worse than I could have ever imagined. I expected Pilk and instead got presented with adolf flavoured septic waste water"