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Also if any mutuals follow me I'm very much okay, I'm just in shock because I'm typically the person who does something very much unwarranted and insane so being in the receiving end is unchartered territory and I'm being dramatic about it, so like don't worry happy marriage, we're both in therapy everything is good lmao

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Me being the bigger person when my partner does something actually so insane and unwarranted:

"It's giving episode 11, we we're vibing too hard and we needed an issue for plot development, I'll forgive you tomorrow but ima be dramatic and devasted tonight, for the plot"

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Bro nothing hits like crying violenting sobbing outside at 5am in the rain with freshly dyed hair without realizing the situation, and then coming inside looking at the mirror and dying of laughter because your dramatic ass looks like the bite of 87

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"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions

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Muenfah is playing fake fake dating: which is when you're actually dating the guy but he thinks its pretend so you have to pretend that its pretend while also still going on full romantic dates with him

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Style 🎀🔧

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oh? 👀

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professionally diagnosed with people treated me like absolute shit so now I'm mentally fucked for life disorder

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Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…

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this makes it sound like he was fucking sniffing around the set searching for lapis lazuli and that’s so much funnier than reality

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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@herobrine

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Obviously not mine but also funny as hell

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