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Kirjan on kirjoittanut kirjan kirjoittaja.

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why are "throat" and "cucumber" the same word in this god-forsaken language. i am not committing murder. let me make salad

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kui vitussa tuhootte 100/150 puuta VAHINGOSSA?

eiks päässä käy yhtään mitään projektin aikana??

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"Everybody can piss on the floor. Be a hero and take a shit on the ceiling."

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Koitan motivoida itteni menee nukkumaa ni tein tämmösen (sen sijaa et oisin menny nukkumaa)

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The ease of nudity in Finland is something I'm super jealous of, I think it also promotes people being comfortable in their own body, if body's aren't so sexualized and taboo. The only bodies i really saw were in movies, and indeed kids changing on the beach or baby's in diapers. I'm not even from the USA, the Netherlands, so close yet so different!

I think you're right - while I have of course met Finns who are deeply uncomfortable in their own bodies and unhappy about being seen, the absolutely constant, default, "this is considered healthy actually" cultural background radiation of "nudity is always a precursor to sex! nudity is always a precursor to sex!" in many other places does really do a special kind of damage to people's psyche.

I always think of one of my co-workers at a husky farm near Inari, who told me apropos of nothing while we were clearing out dog shit together that he thought the reason Americans are "like that" ("like what, Veikka" got the response "you know what I mean") is because "they never see their grandma's tits." His logic was that "in Finland, you go to the sauna with your grandma from when you're a baby, and you see her naked, and this is years and years before you ever see any porn, so you know before you see any of it that it's temporary and fake. And when you get a girlfriend later, you know it's only a matter of time before her tits look like that too, you accept this. And Americans don't know that! They don't! They look at porn, and then they get a wife, and then they're surprised and bitter when she gets old - it's true!"

Like, to be clear, I think Veikka's analysis might have been missing more than a bit of nuance, this is the same guy whose motto was "Driving 600km south to Rovaniemi to get therapy is expensive, chopping wood till you don't care about it anymore is free", but I do occasionally still look at some British or American take online and think to myself, in his voice, "they've never seen their grandma's tits"

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Onks tää yleinenkin ongelma

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POV:

SINÄ lähdet Pohjois-Karjalaan.

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"No winter maintenance. The bridge can be slippery."

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Olikohan väinämöiselläkin suuret luonnolliset..

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Fun fact: Jesse is a relatively common male name in Finland, so this meme translates to finnish perfectly.

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Posti: "joo elikkäs sulle ois paketti noudettavissa paikassa x"

Minä: "mitä aktuaalista vittua mua lähempänä on valehtelematta ~15 noutopaikkaa miks se on siel"

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