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YOU HAVE SUNK INTO HERESY

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Happy rug day!

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Finally Open world chess

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BE AN ALPHA!

Choke domovoy while he sleeps

Loot the barabashka

Steal the dick from gnome the dickstealer

Context:

Domovoy - russian folklore spirit. A mischievous keeper of the house, (dom (дом) = house, domovoy = one that belongs in a house) you need to be in good graces with him or else he'll start stealing your belongings.

Barabashka - a little monster, a creature that scares children. A creation of modern, post-soviet folklore.

Gnome the dickstealer. Self explanatory.

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Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

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Happy compression day!

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Many think, mistakenly

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great why don't you make out on my window too

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an irresponsibility has happened

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went dreamcore fishing with my buddies yesterday

caught some y2k phones, give us a like please

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Happy dirty dishes day!

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26.04.2013 news

After-party in Equestria went great: 11 knife wounds, 44 broken hearts and one transformation into Lenin

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Stop fighting and arguing

Remember our mouth was given to us for gummy worms

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What a fucking idiot should you be

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"Intim" shop moved to "Child's world" behind the firearms section.

Context:

Stores with names like Intim (from the word intimate, so it's ee-nt-eem) are essentialy sex shops (but like. not the good kind).

Child's World is what most children's stores were called back in USSR, and a lot of stores that sell toys and children's clothes are still named that (again, the old-fashioned name indicates that you probably shouldn't buy anything there).

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Sasha, are you normal?

Quiet, the moles are arguing

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grandson look, i caught your how do you call it

dreamcore mushroom, what a hoot!