urlocalpaladin
mike wheeler
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ask me anything unless youre max then fuck off
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urlocalpaladin · 4 years ago
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I hate myself
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urlocalpaladin · 4 years ago
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#blacklivesmatter
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urlocalpaladin · 4 years ago
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Unmute this.
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urlocalpaladin · 4 years ago
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@urlocalzoomer im not used to this what do i do usually he just silently seeths around me
can't vote yet but fuck trump
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urlocalpaladin · 4 years ago
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why the fuq did you agree to watch ur sister this weekend
I DON'T KNOW I WISH I KNEW EVERY HOUR WE GET CLOSER TO THE HELL THAT IS SATURDAY MORNING
...my parents are doing something idek what and nancys going out to see jonathan and i agreed without realizing bc i was playing dark souls
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urlocalpaladin · 4 years ago
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sometimes i wish you could send yourself asks on tumblr because id ask why the FUCK i just agreed to looking after my little sister this weekend
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urlocalpaladin · 4 years ago
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can't vote yet but fuck trump
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urlocalpaladin · 4 years ago
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max mayfield
max mayfield
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urlocalpaladin · 4 years ago
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how does it feel to be in math with a genius. ill never know cause im the genius.
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urlocalpaladin · 4 years ago
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MAX IM GOING TI KILL YOU
I’m sitting talking to my girlfriend and from the other room I just heard her little brother yell- and I quote, “YOU BIG FUCKASS MUSHROOMS- ASCEND.”
I think he’s playing Dark Souls.
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urlocalpaladin · 4 years ago
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what movie is it
what was the last thing you ate
Cookies. Freshly baked by @ask-robin-buckley
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urlocalpaladin · 4 years ago
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just gone one AM and on my way to bed i tripped over some clothes and grabbed a shelf and a bunch of shit fell and if you don't hear from me again im dead
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urlocalpaladin · 4 years ago
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THAT'S FAKE NEWS IM GETTING WRECKED BY MUSHROOMS
I’m sitting talking to my girlfriend and from the other room I just heard her little brother yell- and I quote, “YOU BIG FUCKASS MUSHROOMS- ASCEND.”
I think he’s playing Dark Souls.
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urlocalpaladin · 4 years ago
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I’m sitting talking to my girlfriend and from the other room I just heard her little brother yell- and I quote, “YOU BIG FUCKASS MUSHROOMS- ASCEND.”
I think he’s playing Dark Souls.
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urlocalpaladin · 4 years ago
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how are u doing my mom just called me a squashed meatball
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urlocalpaladin · 4 years ago
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FUCK
Do you love Nancy?
Yeah. For sure. 
No question about it, she’s one of the best things that’s happened to me and we’ve been through a lot of shit together.
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urlocalpaladin · 4 years ago
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I LOG ONTO TUMBLR TO SEE THIS???? 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Do you love Nancy?
Yeah. For sure. 
No question about it, she’s one of the best things that’s happened to me and we’ve been through a lot of shit together.
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