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Baby ur a haunted house baby ur a haunted house baby ur a haunted house now ! 👻

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soggy vine #12

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I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

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me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

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some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

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yesterday my roommate got mad at me because i saw him eating kit-kats and said “oh, so you’re a little kit-kat boy, are you?” and then i had a dream about him killing me

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my favorite part in volume three of throam is when spencer , brendon and ryan are playing poker and brendon wanted ryan’s jacket and ryan said it wouldn’t fit and spencer is just like “yep you’re gay” i think about that daily thank u

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JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

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murderer: any last words

me: do u think i’m cute be honest

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me in the group chat:

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