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Guys it’s me.

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I know I've already talked about everything Stolas has lost with the removal of his status/power, but i cannot get over the fact that we won't see his estate for a long long time

And his estate is the most gorgeous set in Helluva Boss by far just look at this

I obviously hope Stolas gets his job back for his sake but for the viewer sake please I can't let go of this artistry

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Please lord let Blitz make his home all galaxy themed for Stolas

♥️❔

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What do you MEAN they love each other and what do you MEAN he sacrificed himself for Blitzø and now they live together and they're right on the edge of something great like WHAT DO YOU MEAN

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Stolas probably knew that the court would be extremely biased towards killing Blitz since they wouldn't hear him out at all and the majority of the arguments against him were invalid, so he couldn't really try to logic his way out of both of them being in trouble

I don't think Stolas cared if he died for Blitz's crimes because of his unconditional love for him (the whole "i can't live without you so I'll die myself" type thing) so it wouldn't matter to him if he got all the blame for Blitz because he would've reached his goal anyways

Logically speaking there are a ton of ways stolas could've argued to get them both free with no consequences but it's hell so what can you do

Now I think about it, Stolas could have argued that he lend his book to Blitz because he is in love with him and that the transaction was all his idea

But instead he invents a whole story of being the mastermind of an evil plan......just to be sure Blitz would be totally out of the blame

Like, they could have turned it like it's Blitz who seduced Stolas just to use the book or something like this

Stolas made SURE that Blitz would be safe at the end of this

Even if he has to lose everything and be the bad guy............

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I love the double-meaning here. Ofc, Stolas is always going to save Blitzo. He loves him. However, Stolas is also always saving Blitzo. Can't wait for the turn to table.

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Also, literal children could watch this show and know that the words Stolas was saying about Blitz, excepting the “this idiot” aside were for the benefit of the court and a performance of how they view imps, he was deliberately making himself the villain to save him, you walnut. Like actual children can pick up on that , why am I seeing grown ass people being like “he acted like Blitz was a possession, he called him my imp like he owns him!”

Please stop watching adult television, you can’t handle it yet. This show is so simple, it’s so tropey, they sing it at you for fucks sake, and STILL you aren’t grasping it. Take a step back, watch a few Nickelodeon shows and try again when your brain has fully developed.

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Wait so if stolas lost all his power

THAT MEANS NO MORE CUNTY HUMAN FORM

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The Full Moon & Mastermind

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this is the best analysis of this song I've seen yet

An analysis of Mastermind (the Song)

Now this is gonna focus primarily on Stolas's perspective throughout this whole song. Not that I think Blitzø or Satan's parts are less interesting they're just more straightforward than the rest of it and I don't think I can expound on them that much.

So first we have Stolas using societies already baked in prejudices against imps to immediately square away the idea that Blitzø could be to blame for the whole thing. And you'll notice that when he's doing this he's putting on the same persona that he used in Circus when he got Blitzø out of trouble with his security guards. The act of a haughty Prince that is taking responsibility for an imp. It's a bit of a go to for him.

Then he starts building up the idea of a Mastermind whose actually behind it all that just using Blitzø for nefarious purposes. I also want to point out the look on Ozzie's face here because it is expressing exactly what I was thinking when I first watched this which was " what the fuck are you going on about Stolas?"

But if you notice something that I'll talk about a bit more later he's not saying he's the Mastermind at this point. He's just talking about a vague Boogeyman esque mastermind here.

Then he goes on to detail what killing Blitzø like this would mean in Hell. First he's doubling down on how lowly he is, meaning he couldn't possibly have done it and that he is clearly just a scapegoat. Basically telling them that doing so won't solve anything. But then next he says that it would "light a fire in the hearts of his race" which as we see afterwards, it did. This whole song stoked massive support for Blitzø and if we remember resulted in the first time in history where an imp sentenced with death got away and survived.

Fuck it! I am the Mastermind. There is the briefest moment here where Stolas closes his eyes and thinks. Right before he says Fuck It. I don't think Stolas had fully cemented on the idea of taking the blame himself until this point. I think this is the point where he realized he can't back down from this, he can't just make up a Mastermind he has to be the Mastermind. I think he has this sort of as the plan the whole time but that he was also giving himself a bit of an out before by being vague. He could have said he was the Mastermind the entire song but this was the moment he started taking full ownership of the title.

I have no regrets/ I have regrets. Publically Stolas is saying that he has no regrets about the whole scheme that he used Blitzø for. But then we immediately go into private mode where Stolas is having some regrets and second thoughts about doing this. He says " why am I throwing my life away for this idiot?" He doesn't like doing this but he's going to anyway.

And he decides to do it because the alternative is Blitzø dying. And that is too horrible of a fate for him to bear. Stolas probably also feels actual responsibility for the whole situation because he made the deal to let Blitzø use the book knowing it was illegal. So if he can do anything to let Blitzø live, this is it and he's gotta do it. So then we get to

I am the Mastermind, the master of my faith. No looking back, we're doubling down. Full on. So much of Stolas arc as a character is culminating in this moment. For so long he has just been a puppet in other peoples plans. He has never been in charge of his own life but now he is the master behind his own decisions and steering his own fate. Even if it's at his own detriment. He sings about how much he loves Blitzø and death itself is the only thing that can break them. He is resolved to this fate and he's taking it head on.

There are so many fucking layers to this episode, it's a gift that keeps on giving. It's my favorite episode containing my favorite Helluva Boss song. I hope you enjoyed this attempt at a breakdown I did.

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Is anyone else just a little confused on what exactly Stolas is confessing to? I mean his own story is that he like manipulated IMP into going to Earth for....something.

Also if Blitz tried to assassinate Stolas like Striker claims, then how would Stolas be the mastermind behind it all? That would make Striker's testimony null, leaving there to be no real evidence either way except for hearsay

The legal system in Hell is fucked

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Nobody talk to me. I'm gonna need three to five business days to recover from this episode.

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The way he looks at Blitz when he believes it's the last time he will see him omg I'm going to be sick

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"I would rather be dead than live life without you by my side."

I think it's a good time that birds mate for life, and some bird species, like swans, will literally KILL themself if their mate dies.

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Oh my fucking god you guys.

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spoiler for helluva boss ep 11 season 2

not really a spoiler, but I just wanted to mention this

IS THAT FUCKING TWILIGHT SPARKLE?!!?!??

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WAIT JUST REALIZED THAT WE FINALLY GOT A STOLTIZ DUET!!!! WE WON GANG