urban-coffee-cult

[urban-coffee-cult]

i dont really hate men infact i love them but for the sake of goofing and being a silly little clown i  will state i hate anything and everything being a hater is far more fulfilling 

[urban-coffee-cult]

love telling my parents i hate men and women are superior they simply going into a state of shock and demand that i praise my non-existent husband/son 

[urban-coffee-cult]

Non binary code? Hell nah the computers went woke

[urban-coffee-cult]

Fuck be subtle anymore I am telling this man I want him to take me behind the woodshed and end my suffering

[urban-coffee-cult]

im begging you lord give me a giant of a man who will immediately kneel when i say i want to pet me him PL,EASE 

[urban-coffee-cult]

more like in god we thrust lol

[urban-coffee-cult]

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

[urban-coffee-cult]

balls so slip and slidin call him sisyphus

[urban-coffee-cult]

what do i do with 4L of chocolate milk it goes out of date tomorrow

[urban-coffee-cult]

Gungle the skoggy

Heck yeab

[urban-coffee-cult]

why don't you focus on getting some biblically accurate pussy

[urban-coffee-cult]

hello trans ppl, rb this and tag with what video game you would name yourself after (not video game character, but video game title; games that are titled after a character in them are allowed tho)

[urban-coffee-cult]

my sweat smell the way your throat feels after you drink tea and then gag a little

[urban-coffee-cult]

in the end its just me and my costco mega muffin

[urban-coffee-cult]

i am so sexy and godlike for brushing my teeth today

[urban-coffee-cult]

acrylic nails pros: attack men, scritch cat, extra weapon during thumb wars cons: cant open a can of drink

[urban-coffee-cult]

brats movie give me strength