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Nerdy men with big thick cocks that they don't know how to properly fuck someone with yet. Ripping my hair out and eating it

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guys holy heck should I start posting again?

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bakugou leans in to kiss you for the first time and his apple watch starts beeping asking if he’s started a workout.

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Truth

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Real!!

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SHES FUCKING BACK WITH A NEW ONE

The blade is imbued with great power. I can feel it course through my hands as I unsheathe it. I do not know if I can sate its hunger. Read more on my blog.

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just a reminder that my fanfic asks are open!!

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WAKE UP YALL NEW WHITE LADY LORE DROPPED

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why are my followers mainly porn bots ☹️

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me tipple posting in one day:

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OMFG THAT STUPID WHITE LADY AND HER DUMB SWORD.

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Glamrock Freddy NSFW and SFW Headcannons

Here are my Glamrock Freddy headcannons from my other account that i lost the password to...! Let me know who else you’d like to see!

Word count: 384

now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Kiss Me More (Feat: SZA) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

- SO YOU’RE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MR GLAMCOCK  GLAMROCK HIMSELF? WELL YOU’RE IN LUCK

-He’s totally a big himbo bf lets be honest

-PIZZAPLEX DATES?? 

- I can totally see Freddy sneaking you into the plex so that you can watch him perform, even if you have the money to pay for an entrance pass

- His go to pet names for you are; Superstar, Beautiful Boy/Lady, My Love, My angel, My savior, Baby, and Sweetheart.

- call him pretty boy. do it an he’ll melt.

-If this is an au where you are humans, then he would totally take you on a picnic date.

-Gregory has definitely called you and Freddy mom and dad before 0-0

- He loves having you in his arms, his whole goal is to make you feel safe. 

-God forbid you’re ever in a dangerous situation. you don’t even have to call him he’s already on his way

- “Superstar...stay in my arms, I promise you I’ll do everything i can to keep you safe, Y/N”

NSFW UNDER THE CUT (HUMAN AU) 

-Oh boy.. he’s big.

- he’s got to be 8 inches at least, that’s at least.

- he’s a Pleasure Dom, 100% I don't make the rules.

- he only cares about your pleasure so expect to be cumming over 4 times.

- you have to have orgasmed twice before he’s even allowed to think about cumming. he lives by that

- what can I say he’s got a thing for making you feel the best, even if that means over-stimming you

- PRAISE KINK?? HOLY HELL WILL THIS MAN PRAISE YOU.

- call him daddy. do it and he’ll make you a mommy<3

-yeah he’s got a breeding kink.

- he’s not too much of a tease- (he literally cannot tease you)

- he gives into your begging almost right away.

- will call you good girl/boy

- KING OF AFTERCARE

- he’s gonna hold you close

- whispers sweet nothings into your ear

- will run you a bubble bath :)

-CUDDLE KINGGG

- final note: very good himbo pleasure dom bf

A/N: this is rough because its my older work lmaooo, but i hope you all enjoy this!!

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god i love tumblr

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What the past couple days have felt like