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@prideblades || Kisuke needs to bother him I'm sorry

"Oh put that pouty face away. I come in peace today you know. With good tidings and all of that."

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JUST A HUMBLE SHOPKEEPER.

Private Kisuke Urahara of Bleach.

Written by Solis. 21 + will contain nsfw themes.

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"Me? Little ol' me? Couldn't be me I promise."

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🐝  *  ―  𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  why did you have to leave me?  ❜ ❛  how could you do this to me?  ❜ ❛  i trusted you!  ❜ ❛  i'm sorry, but i can't do this anymore.  ❜ ❛  do you even care how much you hurt me?  ❜ ❛  i'll never stop fighting for us, no matter what.  ❜ ❛  i don't know if i can forgive you.  ❜ ❛  i never thought i'd feel so alone, even when you're right here.  ❜ ❛  please don't go, i can't handle losing you too.  ❜ ❛  you were the one person i thought i could always count on. why did you have to let me down?  ❜ ❛  did you ever even care about us? about me?  ❜ ❛  i wish i could hate you for what you've done, but i can't.  ❜ ❛  why do you always have to play games with my feelings?  ❜ ❛  i never thought saying goodbye would hurt this much.  ❜ ❛  every time i close my eyes, all i see is the pain you've caused.  ❜ ❛  why do you insist on tearing us apart when we could be so happy together?  ❜ ❛  i'm tired of pretending everything's okay when it's clearly not.  ❜ ❛  i don't even know who you are anymore.  ❜ ❛  i need you to understand how much you mean to me.  ❜ ❛  i'm scared of losing you, but i'm even more scared of losing myself.  ❜ ❛  why won't you let me in? what are you so afraid of?  ❜ ❛  you were my world, and now everything is falling apart.  ❜ ❛  how am i supposed to trust anyone after what you've done?  ❜ ❛  i can't go through this heartache again.  ❜ ❛  why did you leave without saying goodbye?  ❜ ❛  how could you say something like that to me?  ❜ ❛  you've always had a way of making me feel worthless.  ❜ ❛  don't you dare walk away from me when i'm talking to you.  ❜ ❛  please, just tell me the truth, even if it hurts. i can handle it.  ❜ ❛  i don't know how to fix what's broken between us anymore.  ❜ ❛  you're not the person i fell in love with anymore.  ❜ ❛  just hold me and tell me everything will be okay, even if it's a lie.  ❜ ❛  i trusted you, and you betrayed me.  ❜ ❛  i never meant to hurt you, it was never my intention.  ❜ ❛  i've given you everything, and it's still not enough.  ❜ ❛  why do you always have to make everything about you?  ❜ ❛  why did you do it? why did you betray me like that?  ❜ ❛  i miss you ... more than words can say.  ❜ ❛  you're the best thing that ever happened to me, and i'm scared of losing you.  ❜ ❛  i'll always be here for you, no matter what. just please don't shut me out.  ❜

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PROMPTS FOR CHECK INS *  assorted dialogue for checking with someone to see if they're okay, find out what's going on, etc etc., adjust as necessary

do you have everything you need for your trip?

how have you been since i last saw you?

pretty sure you never told me what happened.

while you're doing that, why don't you fill me in?

you're the only person that cares to ask how i am.

when's the last time you slept?

i won't tell a soul if you tell me what happened.

i just want to make sure you're okay.

i haven't spoken to you in quite some time.

could you give me a rundown of what happened?

i'd like to know what's going on.

what am i walking into?

it's not as bad as it looks.

you can trust me with the truth.

let me take a look at your injury.

you haven't slept in days. i can tell.

thank you for checking on me.

are you feeling better than you were the last time i saw you?

i'm just checking on you.

not trying to bug you. just wanted to know what's going on.

at least fill me in before you go.

walk me through what we're dealing with.

i hear you've got a plan?

do you need anything?

you can tell me anything.

i'll live.

let me grab you something to drink.

thank you for asking how i am.

when's the last time you ate?

that wound doesn't look too good.

would you relax for a second? i'm just checking on you.

that was a lie. try again and tell me the truth this time.

you're forgetting how well i know you.

you can't lie to me. i know all your tells.

stop bullshitting me and tell me what's really going on.

what are you hiding from me?

keep talking. i want to hear everything.

to tell you the truth, i'm struggling a bit here.

i think i deserve some honesty here.

i just want to check on you.

i'll come by in an hour and see how you're doing.

while i'm gone, [name] will be by to check on you.

can you let me care about you for two seconds?

you're terrible at keeping secrets from me.

you seem upset. what happened?

how long have you been dealing with this?

thanks for stopping by.

this sounds a lot worse than i expected.

you've been dealing with this alone, haven't you?

i've told you everything i know.

let me cook for you at least.

you look half-starved.

are you cold? why are you shaking?

there's more to the story that you're not saying.

why do you keep evading my questions?

that's not all there is, right?

so that's what they've been hiding.

thank you for being honest with me.

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PROMPTS FOR PRE ESTABLISHED CONNECTIONS AND CREATING HISTORY BETWEEN CHARACTERS *  assorted dialogue for giving your characters a history and giving them past things or events to talk about, adjust as necessary

do you remember what i told you last time?

have you been doing well since i saw you?

that's not what you told me back then.

when was the last time i saw you?

you were shorter then.

i'm picking the restaurant this time.

we've known each other since we were children.

always knew i could count on you.

that time was different. this is worse.

you're not going to let me live that down, are you?

i seem to remember a conversation we had back then.

so you changed your mind about it?

do you remember our encounter in paris?

you should know me by now.

am i the only one that knows the truth?

we had a lot of help back then.

your mom told me to look out for you.

you just love bringing that back up to annoy me.

maybe don't mention my past indescretions?

this was never going to work out between us.

i told you not to get attached.

i know more about you than you think.

i was there, remember?

i'm not about to forget all the shit you put me through.

you told me you were going to try and make this work.

remember what i said to you?

the last time i saw you, things were good between us.

you never mentioned this before.

that was the longest flight of my life, and you made it worse.

can i still trust you after all that?

at least we tried to make something work.

we never discussed what happened between us.

okay, but i'm driving the car this time.

i haven't forgotten what you said last week.

i'm still thinking about your comment.

i didn't realize it was you when i first saw you.

you seem to make a lot of enemies around here.

there's not much for us to talk about.

we worked it out last time.

i know you far better than you know yourself.

we have a long history.

is that the shirt you were wearing last time?

what don't i know about you?

i haven't told them about us.

you were the only person i could go to.

you know me.

this is bigger than both of us.

i can't stand your driving.

are you taking me to the place we had dinner last time?

that's not at all what you said.

didn't we agree on that?

i thought i made it very clear where i stand.

are these the same people that came after you last time?

are you still going on about it?

can we talk about it?

staying silent about it won't help.

you're the only person who knows the real me.

this is a bad time to talk about your problems.

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Hello, Hello. I APOLOGIZE heavily for letting things die here. Life, Work and the HOLIDAY SEASON ESP have had me on the ground dead. But I'm here, we're gonna be more active 2024 and beyond.

Also made a new account @deathssubstitute an Ichigo, so for those that want to go follow me there PLEASE DO I LOVE ONE STRAWBERRY.

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Urahara would be lying if he said a part of him wasn't curious about the outcome of this fight. It had been some time, since he'd drawn benihime like this. Some time since he'd had a true opponent to go up against. This was no longer a simple training session up against his orange haired student. He grinned under the shadow of his hat, and simply nodded his head.

"Of course. Right this way." He led the way out of the small sitting area towards the entrance of the shop, and lifts up the top entrance of the trap door beneath the wood. "Princess's first."

The moment Urahara reached for Benihime, things intensified. The tension in the air was palpable. However, he knew this would not be an easy fight however he was now beyond the point of caring. Senbonzakura's petals danced around him filling the space inside the show.

❝Big words. You were warned numerous times not to trifle with me. Now, I will need to teach you a lesson. I know there is an underground training space. Shall we move there? I intend to unleash my power and all the things that woman taught me. I will crush you completely with my pride. ❞

❝Unfortunately for you, your humor is no longer welcome. ❞

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Hello hello everyone no I'm not dead, the working full time and life has and will continue to take it out of me. But I'm here for a bit to chill on the dash.

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Urahara really should've known better. He really should've. Tessai wouldn't like the fact he triggered someone like Byakuya kuchiki into acting out in the middle of their shop. Honestly if he was someone more reasonable and level headed---then maybe he would've been able to control his temper better. Better at not giving into his impulses and his whims so easily. But it was fine. Kisuke knew better than anyone he could defend himself. He was a former captain and Byakuya Kuchiki would not scare him.

"So hot tempered. And in the middle of my poor shop, Byakuya Kuchiki." He replies with a tsk sound to his voice, as he stands and reaches for the end of his cane, pulling out Benihime in a swift and precise motion. Eyes were sharp and glaring underneath the cover of his hat. "You should really develop a better sense of humor. Otherwise you'll just chop up anybody who you disagree with."

"But it's fine, you wanna act like a spoiled and hot tempered child, then I can gladly teach you a lesson like one."

Byakuya narrows slate grey eyes as he looked towards Urahara. This man clearly did nothing but offend. It was inconceivable that Yoruichi should even associate. Yet, she had - did even to this day find this man tolerable. He was the epitome of everything which offended noble sensibility. The way he mocked him. The way that smug grin crossed his face - all of it offensive. Byakuya's hand twitched as he thought about reaching for Senbonzakura to cut him down. However, he refrained from doing so because he had self-control.

❝Your idea of fun is twisted and irrelevant. ❞

❝However, since you want me to show you, then allow me. ❞ However, he was also impulsive and in one swift motion the blade was removed from its sheath. He'd decided enough was enough.

❝Scatter, Senbonzakura. ❞

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"Oh nonsense. I wouldn't be so dramatic. I'd only pout and be sad is all, next we met." Urahara is grinning like a school child. He was always happy to provide his "assistance" to young reapers in need like Toshiro here. Captain or not. "Yes, Yes. I believe he's nearby. I swore I sensed his presence passing by a local park with one of his friends. Something about studying or another. You know the boy has truly fallen behind in his studies." A price to pay for being a subsititue shinigami. The work life balance as it were. He skips along happily forward, taking a turn at a nearby corner. his sandals clanking with his steps. "So tell me how are things Captain? Back at the soul Society?"

❝It feels like you're about to make my job ten times harder. But if I tell you no, you'll tag along more like a dog with no home. ❞ He sighs defeated. There's no use in arguing here. ❝So where is Kurosaki Ichigo? You claim to know where to find him. Lead the way. ❞ Of course, considering Ichigo leaks his reitsu like a giant bat signal Toshiro could easily find him. However, he's using the substitute shinigami as a scapegoat to get out of this interaction. His plan is to ditch this crazy shopkeep with Kurosaki Ichigo and shunpo away as fast as possible.

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rare solis sighting here to remind you: Kisuke Urahara is unhinged always and forever.

Hope we're all having a good sunday :D

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You just never know what’s going through that mysterious man’s head but you always love him it 🥲💕

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KISUKE URAHARA

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Shouldn't have been asked to bow. He becomes unhinged when noble captains make demands of him. That is all.