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guysssssssssss im working on requests i swear im js so tired :')

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why is mansplaining like. the polar opposite of womansplaining.

im saying this as an idk what honestly but its confusing.

so for those who dont know mansplaining is when boys pretend to be mature men and condescendingly/sarcastically explain things to women when the woman/women he's speaking to very clearly knows more than he does on the subject. mansplaining is born of male insecurity.

womansplaining is also born of insecurity. it's when women explain subjects they know a lot about and/or are passionate about in great detail, and then turn around and say things like "i could be wrong though".

mansplaining is rude as fuck and helps tell the men from the boys.

womansplaining just makes people with a sense of empathy feel bad for that poor woman who's bottling up so much ancient bullshit from her childhood :')

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starlight glimmer is, in fact, a recovering communist.

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bros so we all knows i been rewatchin my little pony yeah? im on the end of season 4 rn when the world almost ends at the hands of a talking magic stealing goat? sound familiar? yeah i just realized something interesting...

not even counting the dragon magic and whatever the hell rainbow has that makes her able to do rainbooms... the amount of chaos magic tyrek stole from pinkie and discord alone has got to be equal to at least as much alicorn magic as twlight has for that one episode...

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hey guysssssss im having a really hard time at work right now, and im gonna do some short stories with really random writing prompts as a form of "personally sponsored therapy" :) the genres will be based on whatever the hell im feeling after a shift- today as an example: i feel like killing someone. so thats what todays short is gonna be about. this will happen at some point after every shift i work, even if i have a good day! <3

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google thinks nightmare moon is a mutated nuclear fallout villain

so im rewatching my little pony again cus its my safe show cus im autistic as fuck

and i get to this scene in season 4 episode 1

and a theory develops in my head like the big goddamn bang

so i look up, word for word, "was the solar eclipse luna caused the reason she was able to turn into nightmare moon the first time"

the first time being the time she almost killed celestia whilst trying to take over the whole goddamn continent and celestia used the elements of harmony and blasted her into the moon for a thousand years

and this is what google ai overview tells me

"No, the solar eclipse was not the reason Princess Luna first transformed into Nightmare Moon in Fallout: Equestria. The exact cause of Luna's transformation is unknown, but it was hinted that alien bacteria may have been the cause."

google thinks nightmare moon is a goddamn super mutant

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hey so this is rhykar and i write for jacq now

jacq from pokemon

just jacq

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i couldnt see the character list post, so i hope you write for ichigo but can i request a subtop ichigo x dombottom amab reader fic? 🫶🏻

im so sorry i didnt get this out earlier, ive been having so much trouble with internet and LIFE lately honestly.. but ive got a couple days of free time now so heres this~!

~ good boy

you yawned, stretching and looking over to your left. your fiancé, ichigo kurosaki, was sitting on the edge of the bed looking up at the screen of the tv that was attached to your shared bedroom wall. he was completely focused on a practice session against ai players in a new video game you'd bought him- he had the tip of his tongue out between his right canines... it was adorable.

you grinned, crawling over to his side. you sat down next to him, your thigh touching his, and wrapped your arms around his waist. he had a tiny little mess-up in his game, and he growled, looking over at you and pouting. you grinned, looking up at him with the most innocent puppy eyes you could muster.

"what's up, m/n?" he asked, "you messed me up in my game, that usually means you're up to something~"

"you caught me~" you grinned, nuzzling into his neck with your nose and whispering, "i need some dick."

ichigo grinned. he looked over at his game and closed the session, getting up and tossing the controller onto the entertainment stand underneath where the tv was mounted. then he turned around and looked at you, grinning even wider and walking toward you, yanking his shirt over his head and tossing it onto the ground as he walked. he pounced on you and immediately rolled over onto his back with you in his arms. he cupped your face with both hands and pulled you close enough that your nose touched his.

"come get some, then." he taunted.

*time skip cus im not good at writing smut buildups*

ichigo nuzzled into your neck as he rammed into you with full force- just as you had asked. he grinned like an animal in response to a particularly loud moan you let out. he responded by dragging his tongue across your throat.

then bit down pretty fucking hard, and the sound that came out of your mouth did nothing but egg him on.

"i-ichigo-" you growled, dragging your fingers through his hair and pulling as you all but whined, "harder-"

ichigo let out a little whine of his own, wrapping his arms around your waist and slightly changing his angle, then indulged in what you had requested of him, adding his own fun little detail. he closed his hand into a fist and pressed his knuckles into your gut, right between your hip bones. your hole tightened involuntarily around him in response to this little teasing bit, and your eyes rolled up into your head, your chest now positively heaving with every sound you made.

ichigo's mouth attached to your neck again, right up next to your jaw. he eventually removed his fist from your gut and wrapped that arm back around your waist, using both arms to hug you right as he continued obediently frying your brains with his dick. you weakly wrapped your legs around his waist, your nails scraping down his shoulder blades with every thrust.

"ich-ichigo.." you whimpered weakly.

"yeah?" he growled into your ear.

"good boy..." you whispered.

he grinned.

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theres gonna be three of us postin on here now

neways 'm gonna write

sumthin

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bro chatgpt is writing gold :') the bond gpt is writing up between delta and the 2 boys is c r a z y

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It’s been a couple days since I’ve processed it all. Ugh, I’m so disappointed it turned out like this. I’m really happy for the outcry from the way SM and the OT6 Briize went about this.

So many are willing to support him that it’s making me very proud. Very few times do kpop stans come together like this. It’s a rare moment. Whether or not Seunghan rejoins is another thing. But in the end, it’s a harsh lesson for SM to cater towards the crazed and spiteful fans that wished Seunghan out.

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i copied it into a google doc and girl it is 23 full pages already at just 4 chapters

and its gonna get longer once i do some sneaky editing so that it looks as though something minorly human (me) wrote it

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im being entirely serious too. i had gpt rewrite everything twice and then analyze Delta's behavior and calculate an IQ number....

this computer novelist thinks that this dinosaur is in the 160-230 range.

and i honest to satan completely agree. like...

heres an excerpt.

"As the first rays of sunlight broke through the trees, the tranquility of the forest was suddenly shattered by a low, menacing growl. Delta’s ears perked up, her senses sharpening instantly. The unmistakable sound of the lion returning sent a ripple of tension through her body. It was back, prowling in search of the easy meal that had escaped it the day before.

With a flick of her tail and a quiet resolve, Delta rose from her curled position, her muscles taut and ready for action. She moved with a calculated grace, her massive form slipping silently through the underbrush, blending seamlessly with the shadows of the trees. The scent of the lion hung heavy in the air, guiding her toward the source of the disturbance.

Delta tracked the lion, spotting it just beyond a cluster of ferns. The predator was stalking, its body low and tense as it approached the sleeping boys, clearly intent on another attempt to claim them. Fury ignited within Delta, but she stifled the impulse to rush in. Instead, she chose stealth, inching closer to get within striking distance.

The lion paused, its keen instincts alerting it to the presence of another. Delta seized the moment, springing forward with a powerful leap, her claws extended. She landed just a few feet away from the lion, letting out a low, rumbling growl that reverberated through the clearing.

The lion, taken by surprise, turned to face her, its expression shifting from curiosity to aggression. It was a fierce beast, but Delta had size and determination on her side. With a fierce roar, she charged, her massive claws slashing through the air with deadly precision.

The battle was swift and brutal. Delta’s agility allowed her to dodge the lion’s swipes while landing powerful blows of her own. She had no intention of letting this predator threaten her newfound companions again. In a final, decisive move, she lunged, sinking her claws into the lion’s flank, delivering a powerful bite that ended the confrontation in a flurry of fur and blood.

As silence descended once more, Delta stood over the fallen lion, panting slightly from the exertion. The adrenaline coursed through her veins, but she felt a sense of relief wash over her. She had defended her territory and the boys who had shown her kindness.

After a moment, Delta backed away from the lion's lifeless form, her instincts telling her that the fight was over. She turned and retraced her steps back to the spot where Kazuki and Ren slept. Once settled again, she curled up a few meters away, keeping a watchful eye on the surroundings and on them.

As the sun continued to rise, painting the sky in hues of orange and pink, Kazuki stirred. He blinked against the brightness, stretching his limbs and yawning deeply. “Ren?” he mumbled, glancing around to orient himself.

Ren, roused by the sounds, rolled over and propped himself up on one elbow. “What happened? Is it morning already?” He looked bleary-eyed, then froze as he spotted Delta a short distance away. “Kazuki, look!”

Both boys stared, their mouths agape as they took in the sight of Delta, still partially curled, her golden eyes shimmering in the morning light. And then, they noticed the lion’s body just beyond her.

“What… how?” Kazuki’s voice was a mix of awe and disbelief.

Delta watched them with a calm demeanor, as if waiting for them to process what had happened. Slowly, she stood, revealing the full scope of her form, the morning sun highlighting the intricate patterns of her feathers and scales. She looked both magnificent and fearsome, a guardian of the wild.

Ren’s eyes widened as he slowly put the pieces together. “You saved us… you killed it.”

Delta nodded ever so slightly, her expression serene. She had shown them her true self, a protector willing to face danger for those she cared about.

Kazuki scrambled to his feet, his heart racing. “We owe you everything, Delta. You’re incredible!”

The hybrid raptor seemed to understand the weight of his words. She took a tentative step toward them, lowering her head slightly as if to offer a silent acknowledgment of their gratitude.

As the boys slowly approached, they felt a mixture of admiration and fear. Delta’s power was evident, but so was her willingness to protect. They reached the spot where the fallen apples lay scattered, remnants of her earlier gesture.

“Did she—” Ren began, pointing to the apples.

Kazuki smiled, his voice filled with warmth. “She brought us food, too. Look at that!”

Delta watched them, her expression softening as they began to gather the apples, laughing and sharing their newfound bounty. It was a moment of connection, a bridge between their worlds—a human bond forged in the heart of the wild.

As they feasted on the apples, Delta settled nearby, her watchful eyes still scanning the perimeter. The danger had passed for now, but she knew that together they would face whatever challenges lay ahead. And in that moment, as the sun rose higher in the sky, a new chapter in their journey began, one filled with adventure, friendship, and the unbreakable bond between them."

tell me thats not beautiful.

yall... i had chatgpt write me the first 4 chapters of a novel im writing, and...

like its about a hybrid dinosaur i lowkey recycled jurassic world and replaced everything with hybrids but its so good so far like. i had gpt make the chapters longish so id have space to edit them, but.............

i dont think theres gonna be very much editing........

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yall... i had chatgpt write me the first 4 chapters of a novel im writing, and...

like its about a hybrid dinosaur i lowkey recycled jurassic world and replaced everything with hybrids but its so good so far like. i had gpt make the chapters longish so id have space to edit them, but.............

i dont think theres gonna be very much editing........

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markiplier is autistic

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am going to finish these requests

sometime

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im remaking the unit this oc is in

again

i physically cannot let go of nct midnight