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Glass toys from the Bavarian forest, 19th century

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if you ever get impostors syndrome when applying for a job remember they let fucking anyone aboard the belgica

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ERASER@YepWn

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make a small wooden bridge using Chinese sunmao榫卯 craftsmanship by amuyeye阿木爷爷

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chilling with a sloppy style

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Desert Golden Mole, “Night on Earth” Episode 1, via Amp

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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

edit: hey guys it’s not that serious. can we stop insisting I’m abusing/neglecting my cat 😐 ALSO tell me if this breaches containment and gets reposted (send me an ask or whatever)

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yuri shipping

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the classic Finnish mix of extreme dutifulness and “we will make actual conversation after a silent interaction trial period of 6 weeks, thank you” can be really funny sometimes. told my coworker that I’d like to save the coffee grounds the workplace generated and take them home “for my mushrooms and worms” and she was just like “okei” and dutifully saved every single grounds-filled filter for weeks and weeks. about five weeks into this whole thing, after I thank her for the coffee grounds and tell her my worms must love them because they’re breeding very enthusiastically, she finally asks “so your worms… do they have a purpose or are they just… worms”. like sure I’ll save you all these coffee grounds every single time I drink coffee, 3+ times a day, but god forbid I inquire about your specific worm habits before propriety allows it. you could be eating them for breakfast for all I know but that’s your business

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Twitter has been on an absolute heater today holy shit