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pets really just find stuff on the floor u didn’t see n start chewing on it

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apparently this retailer is selling their T Rex action figures in three flavors: Brown, Green, and HOLY SHIT A GHOST

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IOS users copying your tags is so scary like in a horror movie when someone yells “hello?” and the monster calls “hello?” back

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:) <- guy making an au so specific a mere handful of people will enjoy it

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I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

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Just a littol guy..

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Sorry I'm late, my car's source engine has been acting weird lately *slaps the hood and you hear deafeningly loud crowbar clang and ragdoll collision sfx for a solid 15 seconds*

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hey. hey. hey.

pick me up please.

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Dragons are basically fish, when you get down to it.

There’s no such thing as fish. The word doesn’t have any taxonomic meaning. It’s a word we’ve used to describe everything from hagfish to goldfish, even though a coelacanth is more closely related to a camel than a salmon. But because they inhabit the same ecological niche of “vertebrate animal with gills and fins,” we call them all fish.

Likewise, there’s no such thing as dragons. We call anything that fills the mytho-ecological niche of “dangerous animal that blocks the way” a dragon. And that’s why any kind of argument of what does and doesn’t count as a dragon is moot — wyverns are dragons just as much as a jabberwock or a jaculus or a tatzelwurm, not because they’re closely related in a biological clade but because they fill a narrative niche.

Dragons are also lobsters, but that’s for unrelated reasons.

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I open and close this app like it’s the fucking fridge

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People without siblings should be required to undergo rigorous training before they're allowed to be a roommate

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They did it, they fucking did it.

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I am NOT immune to characters bandaging/stitching/cleaning each others wounds

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one of my favorite story elements is "character way past their prime can still absolutely wreck you, leaving you to wonder just how powerful they used to be"

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When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer