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im just goin to agree wwith you i think youre alwways a wway bigger tool than you thin you are

so youvve indicated your human lusus equivvalent is dead an im not feelin tactful so im just goin to outright fuckin ask about it

i actually didnt read those at all holy shit wow i am even more of a tool than i thought i was

that is a fucking feat right there

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theyll probably throww a party an invvite my legs but im not real hurt about that

i think if i died i wwould throw a party an isnt that some kind a human tradition anywway

i wwonder wwhat wwould happen to my legs if i finally movved on or wwhatevver i hope they keep kickin so to fuckin speak

so leave.

would they see you gone? 

MAYBE THE SILENCE WOULD BE SOMETHING PLEASURABLE TO THEM.

or would they even care.

:o)

hahaha. ok, bro.

just get yourself into whatever your heart wants.

and if it wants you dead.

WELL. 

we’ll just see about that. honk.

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im taken up interior decoratin i mean i need to fuckin do somethin wwith my time

besides you didnt need them to be twwo different rooms anywway right so its no fuckin big deal

dont make a big deal out a it

Remodeled It

Um

Okay

Thank You I Guess Though Im Still Not Clear What That Means

I Will Be Over There Very Shortly

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waves sound

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wwhat you mean you honestly didnt knoww

HOWW DO YOU FUCKIN MISS THAT

DO YOU EVVEN READ TAGS

DO YOU EVVEN READ

i just wwanted

i just dont havve any fuckin pictures a him anymore okay theyre all gone 

what

i

oh

fuck

lususes are animal shaped and youre a fish troll

holy shit

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yeah brutal is a good fuckin wword for it you morbid vvicious shitfire

howw the fuck wwere you raised because youre a piece a fuckin wwork are all humans as remorseless as you or havve you been awwarded some kind a high honor for bein the most fuckin empty an cruel wwreck your society can produce

maybe i should go wwarn the rest a the trolls on my hunk a space trash that your alt here an wwhats her face the wwitch harpy might be lookin to stab us right in the bloodpusher

either wway fuck you an fuck your pictures because theres NOTHIN COOL about showwin me wwhat might as wwell be the CORPSE A MY LUSUS 

yes because young teenage boys drawing dicks is the pinnacle of human courtship im glad you are so culturally sensitive

unfortunately youre mistaken on the nature of humanity we’re fucking brutal dont let people tell you otherwise

also it was a cool ass picture it even had eggs

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i wwas already missin him real fuckin badly evven though he wwas a huge douchebag an nevver had any fun

i just wwanted to reblog some fuckin human earth seahorses an APPARENTLY thats not okay

but i guess im mostly fine wwhatevver i remodeled this room dowwn the hall for you its noww the same room as the one next door so thats wwhat those sounds wwere if you wwant to knoww dont wworry about me

I Never Said You Were Disturbing Me But If I Said I Hadnt Predicted That Response I Would Be Lying

So Yes It Made It Difficult To Read But That Isnt The Point

Oh

Yeah

I Can See How That Would Upset You

That Was Very Rude On The Part Of Whoever Was Responsible 

Are You Okay

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oh wwoww sorry for disturbin you ill try to keep my despair an grief quieter for you howw rude a me

pictures a dead seahorses tend to havve that effect on me

Eridan It Is Impossible Not To Hear You Sobbing You Blubber Very Loudly When You Are Upset And The Meteor Has Horrible Acoustics

Or I Guess Very Good Ones From An Objective Point Of View

But I Personally Have Lost My Enjoyment Of Them

Would You Like To Share What Happened Or Mope A Little Longer First

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im wwillin to admit that somehow kan has actually continued to put up wwith me but you knoww its not like im wwinning popularity contests ovver here

anywway im leavvin so it doesnt evven matter wwhat they think does it im larkin off on my owwn an they can keep hatin or not hatin me howwevver much they wwant

i havve an idea wwhy dont wwe talk about you because im genuinely fuckin interested an you can stop tryin to preempt me from bein awwful

OK, WAIT, BACK THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND. IS THIS GOING TO TURN INTO ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE YOU’RE LIKE, “HOLY SHIT, I’M A PATHETIC LITTLE BALL OF MISERY THAT NO ONE WANTS AROUND AND WHY AM I EVEN HERE IF NO ONE LIKES ME”?

BECAUSE IF YOU’RE SERIOUSLY GOING TO GO OFF ON ONE OF THOSE SELF-DEPRECIATING RANTS, THEN I ACTUALLY DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT, SORRY. BECAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S JUST NOT THE CASE AT ALL. ABOUT THE NO ONE LIKING YOU THING, ANYWAY.

AND SEE, I WASN’T TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF YOU OR ANYTHING, I MEAN MAYBE I WAS A LITTLE AND OK, NO, *SORRY*, YOU’RE RIGHT, I’M A TOTAL DOUCHE AND I SHOULD PAY FOR MY SINS OR WHATEVER THE HELL. AND THAT’S ALL THAT’S GOING ON HERE. IT’S NOT LIKE I WAS TRYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD OR ANYTHING, GEE, WHY ON ALTERNIA WOULD I TRY TO PULL SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 

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WWHAT ARE YOU FUCKIN PLAYIN AT

wwhat do you evven havve against me

i mean wwhat could i possibly havve actually done if wwe only talked once that wwould make you wwant to rub in my brutal murder that fuckin badly especially considerin im an ALT you unhinged spectacular witchhag 

A point in your favor, my ghostly friend, for endeavoring to turn dissertation into an insult, though I am quite sure your intention was not for me to be pleased with its use.

You are operating under the assumption that all spirits are not concerned with concupiscence. Allow me to present the example of the Incubus/Succubus, evil spirits whose sole purpose lies in bedding women and men respectively as they sleep. In your case, however, I will agree with your assumption as it seems that you and your legs are rarely in the same place at the same time.

How is Kanaya, by the way? Have you spoken with her recently?

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you knoww wwhat thats completely out of line an none a your fuckin business do i go around like wwoww last i heard you an kar wwere gettin intimate an drawwin gentials no i dont because some a us wwere actually raised wwith some manners 

i mean oh my fuckin god you barbaric trainwwreck wwhat human custom is it that youre followwin here because i thought you pink gibberin aliens wwere knowwn for bein less than fuckin generally psychotic

strider youre a sick fuck an i cant believve you wwould put that shit up wwhere i can see it on my dash　

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sooo many seahorses

wwhats wwrong with seahorses asshole

seahorses are great

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strider youre a sick fuck an i cant believve you wwould put that shit up wwhere i can see it on my dash　

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Itty bitty seahorse I met at the Pittsburgh Aquarium