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HAHAHAHAHA this fandom is full of such amazing writers i'm so intimidated by all of you

i haven't written for bleach in years and forgot how talented everyone is

so im just

gonna

go over here

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It's too early to be awake...

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Describe me in one word.

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Why am I still awake?

Drinking's no fun by myself.

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the vibration of my vocal chords begin to spring, and from my tongue jumps a vigorous confession, slipping past the space between my lips, parting the particles of the air, lengthening upon your knees and flattening against your back

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凛ちゃん~!

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餡

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That depends on what you want to know. 

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  Then tell me about yourself, and about women in general. I don’t have much experience, and neither has Ichigo.

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P-shaw, Zangetsu-san. We ladies have other interests in mind. I prefer a man's personality over anything else.

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  It does, I just thought that you girls were always interested in that sort of thing, but what do I know, I’ve only been out here for so long.

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IM SO DONE

Free! AU where Haruka is addicted to writing

"I only write free style."

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Now who said that I would be paying attention to that? I thought this had a purpose.

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  Clever, but I do have to warn you, he will disappoint when it comes to size. I think it’s something that has to do with his Quincy lineage.

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There's always the option to sedate him!

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  The dude can’t handle it. For fuck’s sake, he couldn’t take you lifting your skirt, how do you expect for him to accept you taking his “measurements"?

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[Probably not, but she'll go out on a limb.]

Maybe something he can keep at his desk. The hard candy makes for a good fit, doesn't it~?

[Wiggling her shoulders, she sticks her nose up in the air to lovingly mock her beloved captain.]

Because I am so busy with being uppity that I forget that I need a healthy dose of sugar every now and then. [Dropping the act--] It might do him some good.

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  “Un~n?" The blonde businessman knew little about the taichou, and hadn’t expected him to like anything. Having Matsumoto’s help would make picking the treats out easier. 

“Saa..there is watermelon hard candy, fizzy candy, lollipops, and gum that I know of. Would your taichou care for any of that?" 

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Maybe he would just like for someone else to do it~

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  Now why is Kurosaki-kun’s manhood being threatened?

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my anxiety gets 700% worse when someone says “can i talk to you”