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"Not as brilliant as me, but I'll give credit where credit is due"
"I'm gonna vomit at this party if another old man hits on me-"
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"You got me outta that dumb party so at least there's that-"
they get to the gas station but Egret's still in the suit- standing out like a sore thumb
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"ehhh that's still up for debate"
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"Bird..? Oh- Egret- makes sense- nevermind"
Egret gets up, sneaking out as inconspicuously as possible
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"I'm Egret- lets get outta this stuffy place-"
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"Bro its just fast food"
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"Great, lets go... who the fuck are you anyway??"
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"There's a gas station down the road from here- lets walk there"
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"are you... okaaay??"
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"Why would I nap with you? You've already suggested walking"
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"...yeah that works I can do that. I have to come back before it gets too late so that my parents don't get suspicious though"
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"Then their profits and stocks will fall and i won't be allowed to go to the university in yokohama anymore"
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"They're like... important people. You're gonna get arrested for being a dumbass. And then everyone gets go see your ugly mug shot"
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"I can't just let you attack my parents business partners"
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"Why has this been everyone's reaction-"
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"How are you confused about this"
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"Yeah-?? In america whole states with have their own chains so ours not that crazy"
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