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What A Loser
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Egret Bradbury- 16
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upgradeurlosersoftware · 1 hour ago
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"Yeah, this one is fun. I like first person shooters more"
"I need someone to hit me with a lead pipe so that I fall asleep. please."
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upgradeurlosersoftware · 1 hour ago
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Woo they're watching the opening scene now
"I need someone to hit me with a lead pipe so that I fall asleep. please."
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upgradeurlosersoftware · 2 hours ago
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Egret tenses a little but makes his character and sets it to multiplayer for Karma to make a character
"I need someone to hit me with a lead pipe so that I fall asleep. please."
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upgradeurlosersoftware · 2 hours ago
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he turns it on and starts making his character
"I need someone to hit me with a lead pipe so that I fall asleep. please."
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upgradeurlosersoftware · 2 hours ago
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"Stardew valley it is"
"I need someone to hit me with a lead pipe so that I fall asleep. please."
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upgradeurlosersoftware · 2 hours ago
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"Minecraft is a sandbox building game, mostly. Stardew valley is a resource management game"
"I need someone to hit me with a lead pipe so that I fall asleep. please."
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upgradeurlosersoftware · 4 hours ago
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"Maybe you'd like a different game better? Minecraft or stardew valley?"
"I need someone to hit me with a lead pipe so that I fall asleep. please."
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upgradeurlosersoftware · 4 hours ago
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"git gud- I mean- uh. Yeah, it can be"
"I need someone to hit me with a lead pipe so that I fall asleep. please."
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upgradeurlosersoftware · 7 hours ago
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No match for egret, who's been playing video games for as long as he can remember
"I need someone to hit me with a lead pipe so that I fall asleep. please."
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upgradeurlosersoftware · 7 hours ago
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"alright-"
he presses play, immediately taking the lead
"I need someone to hit me with a lead pipe so that I fall asleep. please."
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upgradeurlosersoftware · 7 hours ago
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"So you hold the controller like this, press this button to go, this one to break, this one is nitro- use this joystick to turn-"
"I need someone to hit me with a lead pipe so that I fall asleep. please."
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upgradeurlosersoftware · 7 hours ago
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He puts in some generic racing game and hands Karma a controller
"I need someone to hit me with a lead pipe so that I fall asleep. please."
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upgradeurlosersoftware · 7 hours ago
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"Good"
He starts setting up a game to play
"I need someone to hit me with a lead pipe so that I fall asleep. please."
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upgradeurlosersoftware · 7 hours ago
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They walk into the apartment, and it's large and spacious, the most lived in part appearing to be the living room with lots of games and consoles scattered around
"Sorry about the mess, the cleaning lady is off today"
"I need someone to hit me with a lead pipe so that I fall asleep. please."
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upgradeurlosersoftware · 8 hours ago
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"This isn't really impressive-"
he gets buzzed in to one of them and then they go to the top floor
"I need someone to hit me with a lead pipe so that I fall asleep. please."
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upgradeurlosersoftware · 9 hours ago
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They walk to some giant upscale apartment buildimg
"I need someone to hit me with a lead pipe so that I fall asleep. please."
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upgradeurlosersoftware · 9 hours ago
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"To my apartment, I have video games to play there"
"I need someone to hit me with a lead pipe so that I fall asleep. please."
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