up-north-values
A Country Boy Can Survive
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up-north-values · 2 hours ago
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You're absolutely correct
I fuckin love rural small town life. Say “please” and “thank you”, tip 20-30% at the local places, and they’ll treat you like absolute royalty.
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up-north-values · 4 hours ago
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up-north-values · 14 hours ago
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up-north-values · 14 hours ago
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Epic.
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up-north-values · 14 hours ago
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Tired of winning yet?
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up-north-values · 16 hours ago
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up-north-values · 16 hours ago
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And both of the 4s of clubs
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up-north-values · 16 hours ago
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A DRIP OF TRUTH
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up-north-values · 18 hours ago
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im largely insulated from the dogshit posts i see people complaining about so I have to intuit the shape of them through whatever vague snide remarks I suddenly see an influx of, like a really shitty version of platos cave or something
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up-north-values · 18 hours ago
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According to algore a.k.a manbearpig, his giant energy guzzling ocean front mansion should have been underwater a for at least a decade.
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up-north-values · 18 hours ago
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up-north-values · 18 hours ago
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Case in point
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i'm sorry but doctored vids/images of barron trump being enormous will never not be funny to me
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up-north-values · 18 hours ago
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up-north-values · 20 hours ago
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Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.
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up-north-values · 20 hours ago
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I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there
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up-north-values · 21 hours ago
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up-north-values · 21 hours ago
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why did he say this
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