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“At least once every human should have to run for his life, to teach him that milk does not come from supermarkets, that safety does not come from policemen, that ‘news’ is not something that happens to other people. He might learn how his ancestors lived and that he himself is no different–in the crunch his life depends on his agility, alertness, and personal resourcefulness.”

— Robert Heinlein (via nathanielstuart)

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The entire state of Wisconsin would like to speak to you....

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Well, that was quick.

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Reblog if you are employed and on tumblr.

Jobless bums do not interact.

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Guess which company’s lawyers are busy shredding and working on plea deals…

Monsanto

Fucking epic.

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ok new winner from r/stupiddovenests

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It cleans everything

Your body is a thing

I fail to see the problem

I've been reading a lot lately about how Irish spring 5 in 1 soap is a weird miracle product for removing shower/bath tub stains and god I Do Not Understand how anybody has ever used that on their skin and not developed extreme, skin-melting dermatitis immediately. It literally works better than bleach for bath tub and shower stains, and some people PUT THAT ON THEIR SKIN??? And they still have a functional skin barrier and microbiome after using it??????

Meanwhile I'm over here with my "53% Irish genetics" skin literally getting itchy from even THINKING about using that shit without gloves on lol

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when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

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YES! Expose everything.

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there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

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Yea!!!

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glad google ai is on top of this