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kitten I'm gonna be honest, daddy was kind of a construct existing largely in the form of your gestalt memories of several different people, so he may not exist as an individual in the way you had previously assumed, if such a person ever truly existed at all
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I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache
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yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me
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JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?
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this reddit post is so good.
a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

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adding the entire userbase to a big discord server named 'tumblr 2.0' to solve no problems whatsoever and invent several new ones
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I love having parasocial relationships with my mutuals like yea we don’t talk at all but that is literally my homie I don’t get how that’s hard to understand
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do u ever speak and hear ur own accent come out really strong and have a moment like "oh fuck, i really sound like that"
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