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when i see an abandoned bike locked to a rack with its wheels stolen my immediate mental image is always a shackled skeleton in a dungeon

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You seat a table of three for breakfast and the woman says hmm yes I will have a loaded waffle tower please and you say ma'am that's a children's item and she says so and you say okay fine and the man who brought a whole laptop in says ah, I will have what the lady is having and an orange soda and you say for breakfast and he says of course and then the guy who is clearly a criminal says what kind of bread do you use for your French toast and you say ... White and he says can I sub brioche and you say we don't have brioche and he sighs and says I'll get the rooty tooty... Whatever the cowboy omelette and the other two start razzing him about being a cowboy and when you come to check up on them the woman is playing airplane with the loaded waffle tower trying to get the criminal to eat it and they tip $200 and your watch has been replaced with a better watch

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been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao

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Family rite-of-passage

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masturbating bc i'm horny vs. masturbating bc i'm bored vs. masturbating bc i'm sad vs. masturbating bc i came up with a good scenario vs. masturbating bc i just saw someone mention masturbation and remembered it was a thing one can do. pick your fighter

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Old Ne Zha art from when I watched the first movie!! No spoilers please I haven't watched the second one yet ^_^ hehe

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Smile for the camera Bing!

They are so healthy for each other...they definitely are XD

Bonus :D

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Dadji how I love you

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@oh-tobeafrog thank you for inspiring me with this galaxy brain take on my two favorite marvel heroes :)

original post here

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If i missed any please let me know (yes i know sickness isnt on here, i had limited options)

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Fragmented Paths - Keita Morimoto , 2024 .

Japanese , b. 1990 -

Wood block print  ,  70 × 56 cm . Ed of 30.

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*lying facedown in the carpet*

not but really if WWX says “Sorry, I broke my promise. / Really, let’s forget everything from that previous life. I’ve put it all behind me.” how tf is Jiang Cheng SUPPOSED to take that except as “Remember how I said let’s be brothers in the next life? Well, it’s my next life and I changed my mind”

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Nezha 2 Dump!

Shen Gongbao is my favorite, fork found in kitchen

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hear me out…

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unknowing the heights of heaven and depths of earth

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Shen Gongbao 🥺

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thinking about nezhas hairstyles...