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Long live the king

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Fan Sizhe character of time who went from being a purely comedic figure to (for me) a sympathetic and highly blorbo-able one and they achieved it by revealing one simple character trait: he's self-aware of his status as a buffoon and gets crushing shame and self-doubt about it

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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

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All I could think of when I saw this was Murderbot & Pin-Lee

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ok some kind of switch has flipped and I've gone from merely getting through Joy of Life to actually looking forward to it. Fan Sizhe you have to have a successful life-changing road trip and find your inner worth! Fan Xian you have to become more tortured and unrecognizable to your former self!

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OP: How is secondary school teachers' reaction to students in adolescence confess that they have a crush on them privately

Cnetizens: ... it suddenly dawned on me that why my high school teacher whom I have a secret crush on transformed her fashion style overnight

Teachers be like: 'Don't look at me! Look at the blackboard! There's no writing on my face, is there?' 'Your PE teacher is on leave, I'll cover for him don't complain we'll take a pop quiz in this class' 'Still chatting over there! I'll assign your papers when we get back from the National Holiday!'

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xiaohongshu picks of the day:

American comments: just looking at that makes my knees hurt

"When every Chinese person turns 18, they get their own panda"

"I thought Chinese people crossing the wall to get out was a joke, never thought that one day Americans would be crossing the wall to get in"

caption: "Good night my darlings, sleep tight, we'll talk again soon"

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nowhere else

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god dammit, just battled an ancient evil too powerful to defeat alongside my heroic allies and now they're all talking about "locking it away" and "binding it in a vessel" we are soooooo fucked

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@coquelicoq Wait does the site you're watching them on take the sponsor ads out?

Truly, truly delightful commercial of Wang Qinian trying to sell me a flat screen TV in-character

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it wasn't so awful, was it?

stills below ->

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Season 1 boyish rascal Fan Xian was fun but I'm a big fan of season 2 viper Fan Xian with his thousand-yard stare and predator stillness

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My last girlfriend turned into the moon.

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Okay so I got Rednote because I heard about the whole migration thing and I never bothered to sign up before, and the cultural exchange has just been really fascinating

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Presger Translater In Training (PTIT): *sweeping aside a 5th-Dimension obstacle from a simulated human in their training course*

Presger Translator Training Evaluator (PTTE): “That’s wrong, go die and think about what you’ve done.”

PTIT: *goes up in flames*

PTTE: “Now class, can anyone tell me what Translator Ptit did wrong?”

Presger Translator In Training Observer 1 (PTITO1): “She should’ve just let the human walk into it, that would have been funnier”

PTTE: “Correct”

PTITO2: “But what if she just wanted to see what would happen?”

PTTE: “Ptito2, I enjoy academic rigor as much as the next person, but by now we know what happens when a human walks into a 5D //////////::::::::///////// Obstacle. They get social anxiety. And cause a delightful little 5D //~~//. The Law has been elevated to a scientific Absolute.”

PTIT: *rematerializes* “I still think we should tell them, at least. The human won’t like the anxiety.”

PTTE: *sighs* “They really built you with far too much compassion, it’s terribly unoriginal. And no, you cannot tell them, that would break the treaty. Go die.”

PTIT: “I only said... Ok.” *immolates*

PTTE: “Any questions?”

PTITO3: “No. I’m bored.”

PTTE: “Everyone. Ptito3 is my favorite student and I tolerate the rest of you only slightly more than Ptit”

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Fan Sizhe's mom experiences the roller coaster of

that rascal is up to no good again

has he finally torn himself away from his damned spreadsheets abacus to fool around with GIRLS??? 🤩😍🙏👀

-BOYS 😱???

I still don't know what's going on but that rascal's up to no good