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I have two bedtime moods:

“It’s only 8 pm and I feel like I’m gonna pass out on my feet.”

“Wait when did it become 3 am?”

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me: *reposts smth explaining how the exclusionism from people like aphobes, truscum / transmeds, and terfs is inherently harmful and causes bigotry in many ways*

every goddamn trumed on instagram: CaN yoU NoT COMPaRe uS To TeRFs thEy BeliTtLe pEOple AnD aRe iNHeRentLy hArmFuL

me: boy oh boy do i have some news for you

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Linus loves his job and does anything that makes the video better

You gotta appreciate when someone goes all out for a review. It’s not enough to just put on the cat-ear head phones, you gotta dress the part and have the proper props.

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linus tech tips how to commit identity theft 

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In which James almost dropped a $13,000 phone

bonus; this comment that made my day

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If you’re willing to spend money, private Internet access has been endorsed by a reputable Canadian tech YouTuber. Get PIA if you can. If not get 1.1.1.1

Farewell online privacy

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my brother is a little shit in minecraft

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Shaggy saying “do it for the Scooby snack” is like him saying “risk it, for the biscuit”.

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I think we are also forgetting that every month there is going to be a 420.

In 420 days, it’s going to be 4/20 for a month straight.

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Whoever invented “Knock-Knock” jokes deserves a No-bell Prize.

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The man who invented eyeglasses was a visionary.

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Also there’s iodine stains

We are really lucky that our skin doesn’t get stains like clothes do

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If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

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rule of thumb to future college students: don’t feel bad about being weird because someone is always weirder. i felt awkward because i was walking around the dorm in just socks but then a guy got on the elevator with me and as he walked out i realized he was barefoot. this is not the first time that happened. i thought it was a bit strange to watch anime with some friends in a common room at odd hours but there’s a person at my dorm with a taako poster on their door for all to see. people have whiteboards on their door exclusively to draw memes on. everything is just whatever

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axolittle

axolotl

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B-but, that’s m-me?

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what does this even mean