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Just cried. “So this is how democracy dies… with thunderous applause” has never been so strongly felt

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Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

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please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

Confess something to me

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reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

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Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

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"Self insert characters are cringe"

Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.

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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

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hey so like

hi, you. yeah im talking to you. You like my stuff from time to time and reblog once and a while, and I always recognize you in my notes. we’ve never talked, maybe you dont like to say much or you’re nervous or something. it’s okay, whatever it is. 

I see you. you mean a lot to me. sometimes when I’m having a hard day, I’ll notice your name once again in my notifs and it makes me smile. im not kidding.

I don’t care if you’re a “ghost” follower or you send me asks all the time. i see you and I love you so much, genuinely and truly. you are really important to me. 

thank you. thank you for being there. <3

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Im always down to talk bout writing. Im currently trying to write a book! I'd love to share and talk to you about it. Bounce ideas back n forth etc.

Hey writeblr!! ❤️ I'm a writer with zeros WIPS at the moment and I'm mainly looking for people to bounce ideas off of 💡

Hi I'm Paige, I am just a collage student living off of TV dinners and hoping I can get a book written because I'm on an idea blockage rn.

If you want to be writer friends cool! 🧡 maybe message me or reblog this post 📫 if not totally chill I have zero WIPS to talk about.

But seriously writeblr I need a community

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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Let me tell you about one of my high school friends’ old Dungeons and Dragons PCs.

Olaf Olafson was your pretty straightforward Northman Barbarian type. Huge, strong, pale, red-haired and with a tremendous beard. What made Olaf special was the little things.

Despite living in a world with clerical magic, demons, and other powerful alignment-based Outsiders, Olaf was an atheist. This was because his people believed the last world had already ended and the gods went with it (basically post-Ragnarok). All that was left were ‘spirits’. Powerful spirits. Who could grant deific magic. But they weren’t gods, and you didn’t have to worship them- in fact you shouldn’t, because it would just inflate their already swollen egos.

Despite being an enormous, frightening, powerful man with dubious hygeine and a propensity for going literally berserk in combat, Olaf was a gentle fellow in towns and villages, had a deep fondness for small fluffy animals and children, and was a generous tipper.

Olaf liked to drink. Not mead, but wine. He liked to sip it. It made him feel ‘civilized’. He never drank it quickly enough to get drunk. His meals almost invariably consisted of “Wine. Meat. Cheese.” Which was what he would order in literally every tavern. They’d ask him to clarify, what sort of wine? What sort of meat? What sort of- Olaf would raise a hand and repeat, slowly, as if to a fool: “Wine. Meat. Cheese.” 

Olaf spoke broken common, more or less Hulk-speak, referred to himself in the third person almost exclusively, all that fun stuff. Then we had a story arc where I sent them up to Olaf’s homeland, where everyone spoke ‘Northman’ or whatever the hell I called it. While up there, he was incredibly fluent. Even poetic. “My brothers! I have returned from the decadent lands of the south, bearing riches and glory, and tales of great deeds!” The other players caught on and talked like a pack of movie Frankensteins, barely able to communicate in the foreign tongue.

For a long time, Olaf was the most financially stable member of the party. Because he bought a tavern in their home-base-town, hired the senior barmaid/waitress lady to be the manager, and funneled the profits back into the business. He kept his adventuring money and his tavern money separate, except when he would sometimes spend adventuring money to expand the tavern. 

 There’s not a lot to do in 3rd edition with skill ranks when you’re a barbarian, so eventually Olaf sank a point into Healing on a lark. A few sessions later, they captured an important enemy NPC, but he’d lost an arm in the fighting and was about to die. Their cleric had been captured and their NPC paladin wasn’t around, either. There was no magical healing available, and no one else had any ranks in healing. The dude was about to die, and take with him the knowledge of where their friends had been taken. Olaf- with a  single rank in Healing I remind you -offered to save his life in exchange for the location, and the guy agreed. Olaf then stuck a sword in the fire, said “Olaf see this once,” and cauterized the wound.

It worked, of course. I didn’t even make him roll. I was too busy trying not to piss myself laughing. “Olaf see this once.” Jesus Christ.

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Reblog if your ask box is always open for chatter.

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so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

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I haven't figured out all their names yet but here ya go Her: "Can't you see I'm busy? What is it?"

Him: "I do apologize but could we do this later, perhaps?"

Nathaniel: "Huh? What? No. Later we can work on that."

You don't have to if you don't want to, I'm just tagging some people I love @creativepromptsforwriting @allthingsfangirl101 @pastelbunnelby

Line: "What do you mean they died?"

Dialogue/Character Voice Tag Game!!

Rules: Rewrite the given line in the voices of characters from your WIP of choice!

Thanks for the tag, @ofgoldenfools!

My line is: “Oh, hello. Come in, please.”

The Architect: "Enter!"

Mot: "Come on in! And how are you doing today?"

Aimal: [Will not let you in if he can help it.]

Itom: "Hurry. And close the door behind you."

Your line is: “It's better if you leave.”

I'm tagging @zorya-km @toragay-writing and @gltownsend!

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Thank you for your insight. I'll have to check RoyalRoad out I've never heard of it before

Writing a book

I'm writing a book where should I post it to gage it's response from others???

Like do I post it here? A03? Wattpad?

Any suggestions?